As an adult it's even worse, equipment, sticks, league fees. As a team we pay 15,500 a year to play at our local rink, a figure which is split up among 16 players where the goalie covers $500 per year and we, the remaining 15, cover the rest evenly split at $1000. I also play in two leagues, which means another…

...because HOCKEY. That's why.

This. x 1,000,000

I'm going to go wipe the blood away from my eyes now.

Good thing for Luongo, Thomas would have probably yelled "America, FUCK YEAH" in his face over and over while trying to get him deported.

I'm going to sing it, just for good measure.

Pleeeeease... baby PLEEEEase... don't you suck... oh NO NO NO.. OH BABY NO!!! Don't you DARE suck! NO NOT THIS TIME... NOooOOOooo.. don't suuUUuck...

Been playing since last year, fun game and a good excuse to walk around the city you live in. Especially if you like finding out random facts and the like as portals are usually of historical significance. I've also met a lot of people (read: other nerds/geeks) as well.

Lastly, RESIST.

I have an HPdv6 as well, over six years it's held up great and I haven't had any problems with it.

I have the Rocket Sport dryer, and it is one of the most amazing pieces of equipment ever. Dry gear in only an hour, especially crucial if you play on back to back nights.

He also does The Man with a Machine Gun!