Donald Trump is living proof why we need funding and support for women seeking proper abortions. This is what a failed abortion looks like.

I believe you and I are cousins. Nice to run into you after all these years.

Berkeley grad here and person who used to live near these houses of debauchery. The article describes the fact that the majority of Greek housing at Berkeley is located in a residential neighborhood adjacent to campus that is considered not part of campus housing hence the “off-campus” label, yet they don’t believe…

FMK John Mayer, John Mayer, John Mayer. That was easy.

Damn Gina.

Thanks Gawker bros.

Funny thing is he hates Trump, but thinks Marc Cuban who adores Trump should be president someday. This is now how this is supposed to work.

She's such a coward. Haven't been able to stand her casual racism since her K-Mart comments. Do not support this vile human.

Hence how the #AllLivesMatter hashtag was born.

Meet Christina Romer, one of the most badass professors I ever had at Berkeley. She taught economics and went on to become the Chair of the Council of Economic Advisers in the Obama administration. She is a smart cookie and one of the few classes people raced to get seats in the front for. The world needs more…

My parents gave me this book as a child and I still have it today. It is one of the few books I remember that I felt I (little Maya) could relate to. There’s no excuse for this shiz in 2016.

I can’t hold my composure at work with this one. Tears. Tears are a flowing.

Hey kids, drink responsibly.

Does she double as his “Black Friend”?

Dear Jezebel,

I’ve officially his the the almost 30 blues. I’m single yet no longer enjoy going out to actually try and cross paths with my future Mr. Cat In A Hat. Going hole after work and snuggling in bed with Netflix has become my norm and to top it off, the gym, once a good friend of mine has become the place I avoid most. Of…

She only seems to want to keep it in the Canadian family. Hey Avril, I hear Robin Thicke is available.

She has admitted to having two left feet and last night at my show two kids came dressed as two left feet. They were great to watch. Our special guests were Little Mix, Julia Robert and Joan Baez. FREAKING JOAN BAEZ! The kiddies were like “who’s the old lady?”

Educated guess: ESPN stands for Excellence in Sports Performance Network so I’m assuming the ESPY’s stand for Excellence in Sports Performance Yearly?

I’m more upset they missed out on the awesome opening short “I Lava You”.