The last 30 minutes of that game are gonna be banned in Australia

RE1-3 weren't even really scary brah. The only thing horrifying about those games are its controls and camera angles.

Unless the game features on-rails travel that just automatically moves you from point to point with smooth camera movement, there was not a second of actual game play in that trailer.

#2: Don't fucking spend your holiday in a cabin in the woods with your friends.

#1 rule in horror: never have sex

"the Wind Waker-esque action/adventure game" So everything cell shaded is Wind waker esque at kotaku. Actually it reminds more of Ico but with a great art style.

He needed the money.

Their new spokesperson is Chevy Chase?

He's right, that's not a bug like you implied. The shiv was used and Joel was discarding it.

Thanks for noticing, but I hate to admit it. I look fabulous every day! *snap in Z formation*

Now, there's nothing wrong with your 3DS XL getting a joystick. Heck, more portable consoles should have them.

Oh, hey cool! Zelda Monopoly. Oh, wait, $40. Never mind.

"Or Bing". Has anyone ever actually used Bing?

I sometimes hear "Hey! Listen!" when I'm all alone .. I haven't touched a Zelda game in years.

I used to yell this idea at my older sister all the time when I was a kid because I was angry at her for starting to wear makeup. Something like, "Well why dont you just wear a mask since your own face is too ugly for you!!!!"

Why cod would ever need that kind of talent is beyond me. Wish cod would just die already.

Or would you like your like your hard earned tax dollars to supporting those that don't pay taxes?

Oh god, idiots like you who are so ignorant make my almost want to give up. Please re-read. My point is illegals, no matter where they come from should not get welfare. Do you have a problem with that?

Dude, you got it wrong. I never said I've applied for welfare or Tenncare. What I said was why should illegals get those benefits, if I, a tax paying, legal resident can't!