It would have been funnier if it read:

Bananas are amazing foods...but why do they suck so bad in the US? Look great on the shelf, stay fresh forever, but have very little honest banana taste anymore. Wish they'd but back on the preservatives and growth hormones. Wonder how much of the benefits you're still getting with those?

Dont worry i will be playing BloodBorne while you peasants beg for a PC release. Have fun with the Sims though....... lol. I will be re visiting this comment in 2 weeks to laugh at you by the way.

Still a 2d sidescroller? Really, what did you expect it to transform into? A FPS?

I think you need to rewatch the conference.

I didn't buy TLOU or GTA IV.

Staring :

Now... its time for Nintendo to show off their goods. So far, Sony is winning. We shall see tommorow at noon (EST)

You're a monster.

You are ALL asking the wrong questions, and I'm personally ashamed of you.

Picked up teraway yesterday and I am loving it. A Vita must get.

I'M NOT ALONE.

He vaguely looks like Jeremy Renner.

Son of a....

While I was watching True Blood last season I was also binge watching Gilmore Girls for the first time and I still didn't realize that Terry is Zack. Someone had to tell me and I walked around with my mouth agape for a few days.

So, when I read this...my mind went immediately to "I'm Gonna Git Yo Sucka" (circa 1988) and this specific scene....creepy dudes better watch out. You have no idea what you're getting into.

Here's a clip of cats being velociraptors in Jurassic Park.

Chris O'Dowd should not have a Franco-inspired inferiority complex. Given my druthers, I'd take that strapping Irish gentleman any day over borderline creepy James Franco. I mean c'mon, look at him. The beard, the eyes, the curly hair I just want to run my fingers through, it all works.

Hopefully the store got them all back in One Piece. He'd be a Monster to damage them. Although he wanted to sell them, he may have gotten suspicious and went Berserk. Maybe he should have worn a disguise, he could Bleach his hair or had an accomplice disguised like a Peach Girl who could be carry a Fruits Basket to…