She looks terrified in that photo. I can’t stop laughing.

I skimmed that and read “Denzel Washington” and had my mind briefly blown.

Drowning in a submerged car is the kind of thing you would expect people to wish on, say, Pol Pot as opposed to kids who stole a bunch of cars.

If you saw Mythbusters you’ll remember them saying how difficult and scary it was, even after practicing and trying to control all the variables.

I might wear that backless hoodie thing to bed. I bet it’s $500 though.

Mummy is really very cross! Go to your room!

Well now everyone is going to say you’re a drug addict.

It’s really a magical store. If you can’t find what you want there you’d better head over to Target.

I go to Walgreens all the damn time and I’m not taking anything OD-able.

Maybe something that helps animals instead of hurting them?

I’m sure watching that trainer get pulled into the water and killed was a magical experience for the children.

Halal burritos.

From a whale that killed two people. Probably. I mean they aren’t absolutely sure about the one guy who seems to have jumped in the tank with him but they did find Tilikum playing with the body. (Which I don’t blame him for, because, you know, orca.)

Then they talk about how they morph into demons and charge at the police. Literally. And the authorities say “oh, ok, justified.” If only black people would use their mighty morphin powers for good!

These racist guys are sexually attracted to her, hate themselves for it, and as a bonus know she wouldn’t give them the time of day regardless.

You could remake Night of the Living Dead with goats and they would still be adorable.

Is that similar to congratulating a black person for being a “fine example of their race?”

I thought she was wearing a hospital gown.

I still cannot handle it. I’m a middle aged suburban white lady but when I went to check it out I reacted like that little kid at the end of The Incredibles who goes THAT WAS TOTALLY WICKED!

How many of the people butthurt over Beyonce looooove “Sweet Home Alabama?”