She did have a relationship with Bowie so maybe it was a shoutout. REMEMBER THESE?

Sometimes when people tell actors that they’re amazing and the Next Best Thing they completely lose their mojo. However this clip made me laugh because I sigh a lot and can’t sit or lie down without vocalizing about it so she could totally play me in a movie.

I find drugstore foundations tend to look cakey on me. And eyeshadow, which I don’t wear that much of anyway. Mascara goes bad so quickly there’s really no point spending a lot on it and Revlon makes some nice cream blush.

Music biopics are so hard but I thought SOC had so much more energy than, say, “Ray” which I think won a ton of awards.

I think part of the problem is that these guys are just old as fuck. They might go see Jerry Maguire and say “Hey that Cuba Gooding was pretty good!” but they just aren’t going to go see Straight Outta Compton. I realize that you can’t see every movie out there, but if you’re going to nominate movies you should make…

Marisa Tomei and Anna Paquin both WON supporting actress awards. So why didn’t Jason Mitchell even get a nomination? They seem to like to reward talented (relative) newcomers for roles in popular films.

Barneys would not EXIST if people didn’t spend money irresponsibly.

Is there ever a point at which women are allowed to just give up and be old?

And someone with no formal schooling is not suddenly going to be writing ethics papers for the love of God.

I want to know whom called him a rude little fucker.

And “Colleen” which the Anglicised version of the Irish word for “young girl.”

I saw an interview where she tried to blame the whole thing on Pauline and wasn't impressed.

Well since another man doesn’t have a vagina, he can’t lie with him “as he would lie with a woman.” LOOPHOLE.

Well you may not need the Pope, but...depends on the state. Here, “My husband wants to open up the marriage” would not be considered fault for an immediate divorce. For no fault, there has to be a year’s physical separation meaning one party has to agree to leave the marital home. However, the party that leaves is at…

I thought it was Hannibal Lecter

I know. Like if your partner is literally dying, maybe you can go hold their hand and wait until it’s over to get your groove on with someone else? But Dan seems to think people will literally die if they go fifteen minutes without sex, or without the exact kind of sex they want.

I wish she would go smack Josh Duggar in the face wearing exactly that. Like a sparkly avenging angel.

There’s also the disease and pregnancy issue. Sure you can wear a condom but they aren’t foolproof. When I found out that my husband had gone to some sleazy motel to meet a woman I was exceedingly worried about bedbugs actually.

I robbed an unexpected convenience store earlier. Don’t be a hater.

I’m not sure he wants a 46 year old woman with two kids lol. Although I don’t have a uterus so there’s no potential for another oopsie baby for him.