If you’re going to run for president, don’t leave a coterie of ex-wives behind who know all your dirty secrets.

Exactly. That’s the issue with keeping someone on life support for months...the evidence heals and the autopsy becomes sort of meaningless.

In some states it would open the door for the rapist to sue for custody/visitation which, being a lawyer, you would think she would want to avoid.

I think he did it but I just don’t know if they have enough for a conviction after all this time. If only they had found the bodies.

I mean, if you’re desperate can’t you buy something once you get there?

Someone I know whose husband worked with him reports he is a nice and easygoing guy with a mouth like a sailor.

The guy with zombie eyes there is cracking me up.

I’m not trying to hold this show up as some sort of feminist paragon but for God’s sake the sexist things that were said were mostly coming out of the mouths of guys who were obvious knuckleheads. Has anyone talked about how Vacoro treated his young son that he claimed to love, and then traumatized another kid by…

Not only that but the dog looked like he was trying to drag him off, like prey. What the hell are you going to do with a dog like that? Msybe it's largely socialization but where can you keep him while you try to undo the damage?

Yeah people act like the second baby is magical. No, you just know what to expect.

I am so flabbergasted by these people who act like white teenagers never crash parties, play loud music, or have stupid hair-pulling fights with each other.

It used to be good stuff, a bit pricier than Gap or whatever but it lasted. Now it’s 10x more and it’s so flimsy it rips apart after being washed a few times.

Yeah I felt like I was going to have to be the asshole that pointed out that you don’t want bears to like being around humans and/or associate them with food. :(

Also maybe they don’t want Josh talking about who was perpetrating the behavior on him that he was acting out on the younger kids? Just a thought.

How did they ever become this weird wholesome American royalty? I don’t like reality TV but I have to say at least the Kardashians have good hair.

Yeah when I think “jolie laide” that’s not what I see.

You can turn almost anything into a weapon. Traveling with a cd? Break it in half and you have two nice little blades.

I mean, just anecdotally, I know that putting it on makes a big difference as to whether or not I get dark or burn and I think most people can say the same.

It is VERY helpful to have someone run interference with the caterer, musician, your MIL—otherwise you have 10 people tugging on your sleeve at once. It's not about being Carrie Bradshaw unless you want it to be

Carrie and the big, crazy, ugly wedding, Big dumping her, Samantha dumping someone with whom she had a genuine connection just b/c at 50 she STILL wanted to fuck literally everything that moved....it was just sad.