And she could have put the damn shoes in consignment and gotten some money for them.

Did the second movie even do that well financially?

Isn’t Halal done pretty much the same way as Kosher but with a different religious guy presiding over the slaughter?

Here’s my problem with community service: I don’t think the people at these agencies want anything to do with having to babysit someone like her and do their jobs at the same time. Nice idea in theory, but no. Make her pick up trash by the side of the road where she’s not bothering people.

This is what happens when you hire Terry Richardson.

So we’re accepting now that people with Alzheimers can’t be sexual with their spouses, or just that nursing homes get to decide who gets to be sexual with whom?

Literally the only 2 movies of his I liked were Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Sex and Sleeper. When I was little I thought that was the most hilarious movie ever b/c of the part where the nose gets run over.

Because men just squat over a fire pit and throw their scraps on the floor. Unless they're gay.

Their boyshorts are nice and comfy. That's about it.

You pretty much have to call me a fat bitch to get less than 20% from me. Once I tipped more bc the other table was being annoying.

My sister acts like I'm Stephen Hawking when I do this in my head. Yes she is smart otherwise lol.

It's called "having fun with fashion!" Like when I put on my faux fur vest and pretend to be Thorin Oakenshield.

I'm so glad I've never had a job where after-work drinks were actually required.

Plus isn't a good portion of that shit she admits to actually illegal? "Let's fire her before she gets pregnant." Asking people about their families in a job interview? She just sounds like an all-around dick to everyone and I assume there must be something in this "radical change of heart" that directly benefits…

We know exactly how this is going to go down. "reaching for the officer's gun." It's like homicidal mad libs.

"Well now it's a bit difficult, you see...." = No. Just no.

"Well now you COULD do that, but I think most people would find...." = Irish person is calling your idea stupid.

I read that a while ago. Crazy.

They are so weird looking. I love all kinds of dogs but those weird bullet heads freak me out.

Well to be fair it is a Jack Freakin' Russell.