Why do we have to look up Ted Cruz's nose?

Her statement about "me time" ignores the fact that people in different circumstances have different amounts of "me time," and that sometimes there are just other things you want to do. I go to the gym, but sometimes I like to spend my "me time" reading a book. Or going out with friends. The thought of spending ALL…

long gone. Still friends to some degree.

Yeah I had a boyfriend like that who would actually look at me and say "yuck!" if I was wearing mascara or anything, in one of those "I'M JUST BEING HONEST!" ways. The truth is it's all about control.

She seems pretty stable and grounded and if someone was willing to pay me a buttload of money to put my name on clothing lines and such I sure wouldn't turn them down.

Also that's some sort of professional publication there, calling people whores! She really missed out on a great opportunity to work for them!

Aside from which, she still has a target on her as far as they're concerned.

I heard Marie Laveau was going to be a recurring character. I've never watched this show but she is one of my heroes so....

Is she doing a breast self-exam in that last picture?

I want to talk about that "Dress for the job you WANT!" chestnut that I've been hearing/reading since forever. In my opinion, if your office is business casual and you walk around in Jackie Kennedy suits you are really bad at reading the office culture and the managers who have the job you WANT! are probably…

They could very well be wondering if she actually paid for that business.

Also, people give you sidelong looks for having your hair highlighted? The doorman throwing shade about your JCrew packages? You lie, madam.

Oh hush you KNOW the only problem is that you eat too much cheese/don't get enough roughage! / sarcasm

I read the first part in Jerry Lewis's voice.

I learned that as God is my witness, turkeys can't fly.

The paranoia aspect of it can lead to violence at times. Or if you're in some sort of delusional state where violence seems reasonable.

Why do I wonder if he was staying in that Hamptons house that the landlord had to write the letter about?

I would have paid good money to see that encounter.

I don't really understand the "sit around baking cupcakes and have weekly photoshoots" part of being heterosexual. I've been doing it wrong apparently for over 40 years.

Aside from all the other reasons you're wrong, I also don't see how you get "hooker dress" out of "fitted." "Fitted" just means "not flowy."