I've noticed a lot of defense attorneys use that straw-man tactic. "What, you mean he's a CRIMINAL MASTERMIND? Haw haw, he's just a dumb jock!" In reality there wouldn't need to be much intelligence involved for him to purposely leave her with those guys because he was pissed off at her for something.

My kids are 10 and 13 but I've impressed upon them repeatedly that someone in that condition NEEDS MEDICAL ATTENTION, that if they are ever at a party where someone can't be roused from an alcohol stupor they need to call 911 and damn the consequences. So yeah I can't get behind "he's the nicest, kindest guy" for…

I'm having a hard time picturing a "wonderful, sweet guy" who would take that picture, post a LOL about it, and then leave her there with a bunch of other guys. No, that doesn't make him guilty of rape but I'm having a hard time getting any tears out about what a misunderstood saint he is, either.

I'd like to see some sort of news or police report on this "masked vigilantes in the driveway" business.

I was a cheerleader! But in my school, the cool girls played field hockey. No lie.

But "modest is hottest" is gross coming from a middle aged man talking about his daughter.

Ireland Baldwin still hasn't met Alec Baldwin's latest baby. Tbh, you know, it's a baby. No hurry. You know what they're like

Never rent your house to Jodi Arias.

To be fair, the clerk was a white rabbit and the girl's name was Alice, and she'd just eaten the "eat me" cake.

Sadly that's pretty typical for the NRA types who talk about "responsible gun ownership" and then refuse to keep them locked up because "duh then you can't get to them."

Ironically I have seen it described as a kind of homoerotic bonding.

yeah "abusive cudgel" is actually a terrific handle for him.

They don't carry pants for GIANT tools, just small and medium sized ones.

"Foxy Brown, ESQUIRE."

The trench really is timeless though.

The dress is probably the most practical thing other than big sweats to accommodate her industrial sized maxi pad.

Like being a Navy Seal, only with much more annoying people!

It looks like the Grumpy Little Bridesmaid from the Royal Wedding has grown up and become a model!

When I marry Colin Farrell we are going to serve pizza and have peacocks swanning around the lawn!

But do you laugh and look transported by joy when you do it?