Partner went to *every* medical appointment. Doctors all thought and said he was wonderful and so involved! As he was a medical professional too, they thought he was a real swell guy for making my appointments a priority.

These controversies are so weird. I don’t know that I will/would choose to kiss my kids on the mouth, but my parents kissed me on the mouth WELL past this kid’s age, and I’m fi— OK, I’m not fine, but I’m *truly* sure that that had nothing to do with it.

Based on previous experience, mine would slap a “sorry we missed you” tag on the door without ringing the bell, anyway.

I’m loving your typo.

Wait, Pauly Shore was still enough of a celebrity to do a “show” 4 years ago? And he got laid?

I’m still waiting for a story about a famous Republican with a twist ending where they don’t act like a complete piece of shit.

Ok, here’s the backstory. This is more about a guy being a drunk dipshit than being an outright asshole, but . . .

He wasn’t in a hurry. He wasn’t there on official government business. As I wrote in the article above, he spent at least a half-hour meandering around the history section, browsing books and taking his time.

Fuck that dude - you are a far better commenter than he is an actor.

You’re fucking crazy. Bookstores were the best places in America.

“I’d love to move over and have more space, but what if the guy next to me thinks I’m trying to avoid him? I’d hate to offend him. He might write a comment about me on an internet post about bad celebrity encounters.” -- John Cena

I know a guy who went through astronaut training (does that make him technically an astronaut? not sure) and was an alternate but never got to actually go on a mission. Probably because he’s a GIANT DICKHOLE. He’s a faculty member at USC, so anyone in-the-know will be able to figure out who it is, but fuck it, he’s an…

Fun fact. Shreveport also has 21+ casinos! The reason they could film there was due to the LA tax breaks AND the fact that Shreveport could double for some downtown and rural shots, all in a quick 15-20 minute drive.

On the flipside, I shared an elevator with Gabriel Byrne and Ralph Fiennes in Toronto. They got on a couple floors after me and politely asked me if I could get out and catch the next one so they could finish their conversation. Happy to oblige!

I’ve heard a lot about Bill Murray’s “Your friends will never believe you!” acts. It’s either urban legend or Bill Murray is actually a fucking legend.

Aw, that’s too bad. I’ve got a friend who had a nice interaction with Julie Andrews—said she was a delight. Maybe you just caught her on a bad day. Or maybe she was feeling under the weather. I’ve been to several stage doors where the big stars didn’t stop or sent someone out to say they weren’t doing stage door stuff…

I was running a bit late for a dinner shindig, walk-runnning past the Hilton in downtown Knoxville on a weekday night. As I cruised down the sidewalk past a line of tour buses and related vehicles, a service door came flying open and nearly cleaned me out. I leapt out of the way, and as I was stumbling trying to…

I was waiting to get on a delayed flight in Newark, and Jon Stewart was in the terminal kinda standing in the back. Some people recognized him and took photos with him, he seemed really nice. When I boarded, he was sitting in his first class seat devouring crackers or a granola bar. We made eye contact briefly as some…

The stories are supposed to be about when celebrities are dicks. Not when your a dick to a celebrity.

Not even a petty celebrity story, but it’s the only one I have, so I’ll share it since it’s super awkward: