Not feeling the giving people food poisoning one, that's pretty fucked up. Send the bitch a damn bill for all the time you wasted.

It means they just kinda forget about each other and wander off.

I'm imagining her scuttling around on all fours, gnashing rice cakes like a feral Cookie Monster, and jerking to attention when the door opens unexpectedly.

So does "called off" mean "was never going to happen" now? If so then my wedding to Charlie Hunnam has also been called off. He was devastated.

The full context of her statement is much more interesting I think. She was talking about backlash to her book and qualifying that she doesn't care about the criticism coming from white wing blogs, but she does care about what, say, sexual assault survivors say and criticize her for.

Most excessive showering is due to shame, not ethnicity.

I'm raising a 16 year old son. We discuss enthusiastic consent all of the time. This also means that we go through scenarios and break down when consent is given or not. I've also told him there are non weird ways to ask if what he is doing is ok and if she feels comfortable going further.

"Women are going to be sexually assaulted. And, men are going to be falsely accused of sexual assault. "

Should be Us Weekly cover, right?

I respect the tenacity of the autodidact assassin.

Right. She literally could have been trained to kill and that doesn't mean he isn't guilty of domestic violence because of her training. If that were the case, then no woman in the military (depending on job duty/classification) could ever file DV charges against her civilian, non-trained spouse.

I prefer to think that deep down, everyone is an unemployed pro bono assassin.

Wait, did Amal actually make her gloves herself? What can't she do?

So old. So so old.

nope, it's not like Forida. Louisiana is f'd up in a way more complex and interesting way. Florida is 100% obvious in it's utter awfulness.

Even when it's one of our own doing the mocking. Steinbeck has the answer:

Madonna: NO. Go sit in the corner and be quiet and think about what you're doing.

woah woah woah. Please spill more! Mind da kerb is easily my most loathed model (only followed closely by chrissy teigen)

you are too old to be young, but too young to be old, so it's a period when you likely to be defensive and prickly about things that imply that you too, might be growing old.

If you're really lucky, you'll be old longer than you were young. And I think that's a benefit.