And what the hell is so wrong with attention-seeking, anyway? - Do people REALLY want pop stars who aren't happy onstage, drag around a perpetual air of apology and Don't Look At Me, and look like miserable little bowls of unsalted porridge? Yecch. Jeezus Beezus, I mean— if you can't get all fabulized up in a dress of…

And me and my butterface sisters are a combination of excited and scared.

"Kim, I've selected this week's wardrobe for you. As you can see, it is heinous."

They communicate via Twitter or through PR agents.

Lambs. They're the bomb. THE CUTE BOMB.

I did not call her a cunt. Please direct your unnecessary internet anger to the appropriate party. Thank you.

she claims her custody has gone up from 4% to 50%

As a black woman I certainly DO know that feeling. But I try to fight it, because I know it's wrong. If I want the right to be treated as an individual with innate human dignity and not a featureless token of my race, I must - MUST - grant other people the same generosity. Even the tacky ones on welfare; even those…

I'm suffering from Lorde fatigue. I can no longer form an unbiased opinion because I just want to stop hearing her.

Her song "Tennis Courts" is ruined by one line in the chorus "We'll talk it out like YEAH."

Part of my issue is that I'm not particularly interested in hearing anything from 16 year old anybody. No piano prodigies, no opera stars, and no pop singers.

"ONE! ONE failed extortion attempt by elected officials and supposed grown people! AH-hah-hah!"

Yeah, my cousin who calls abortion "murder" tried to corner me about the Gosnell case, and I think I ruined our chance of ever having a polite conversation again because I said, "Wait, I know why I'm horrified by the Gosnell story, because I think that there's a real difference between abortion and murdering children,…

Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar spend more time makin' babies than they do actually parenting their children. They leave their younger kids in the care of their eldest daughters.

I'm going to go straight to commenting without reading this piece. We don't need to know what this idiot thinks. We know he's an idiot. We need the media to stop treating him as if his opinion was worth a bucket of warm spit (because it's totally not).

So it wasn't "I want to write an article reducing the sexual assault rate so I'll talk about alcohol," it was "I want to write an article reducing alcohol consumption on college campuses so I'll talk about sexual assault"?

Me at every bar ever.

Should be Neil Diamond MONTH!!!! no...YEAR....no....FOREVER!!!

He always says nice things about you.

The example you chose to support your question kind of suggested otherwise. I admit being really put off by it, and not entirely sure if you were trolling or not.

I'm not really sure why you think you need to be a woman to think about this- you can ask yourself would you find it more traumatizing to be beaten or raped? Why?