When I saw it I pictured Bruce Jenner at the door to his house as though he were a monkey being released from an animal testing lab and the person letting him out is like "you're free - you can go! GO GO!" and him looking back, blankly, traumatized and not understanding...

I just keep imagining her feeding him flat-handed, like you would a horse, when I read "hand fed." Hope that image helps!

The lack of death, generally speaking. He told me that he had mesothelioma, and that the doctors had given him a year. He told me that he'd been diagnosed while we were dating, but that he didn't want to worry me. He told me that he thought he'd gotten exposed to the asbestos when he worked for a trash hauling…

If someone was stupid enough to offer me four million dollars to lose weight, you're damn right I would take it. I'd fulfill my contract and then laugh all the way to the banquet after and put it all back on.

"[...]pop music has degenerated so much over the last 20 years that a stage that once offered an opportunity for political protest will now offer the opportunity for escalating a petty grievance. Be prepared."

I really, really hate people who can't recognize that sometimes, it's not important for other people to hear their opinions. If it's negative, unhelpful, and saying it implies you think that your opinion should be more important to the other person than it actually should, keep that shit to yourself.

I just opined about this exact thing in the Sinead O'connor/Miley advice thread less than an hour ago.

George's first (probably only, by this point) wife, Talia Balsam, was 2 years older than him. So if he's straight, he has the capacity to partner with someone around his own age. If he realized during that marriage that he's gay, then having these up-and-comers on his arm makes sense, as he's not exploiting anyone who…

I don't know why everyone keeps pushing the "George & Sandy 4eva!" thing. Yes, they'd make a good looking couple but it's been made clear that she isn't his type, i.e. she'e too old for him. He likes much younger women who also don't have much of a career, if any. Women who can drop whatever they're doing to walk a…

I did not need to know that the song "Stacy's Mom" was 10 years old, way to ruin my day Jezebel.

If you took everything I've pinned and made it into a wedding, it would just be vomit. Like total hipster trash vomit. One or two things? Lovely. Beautiful.

Benedict Cumberbatch is what it would look like if one alien described humans to a blind alien, and then the blind alien made a wax figure from that description.

Hmmm...I am not sure I am getting the outrage.

Okay, that would explain alot.

"Miley Cyrus I just got into, but I haven't been able to keep up with her as much. There's just a lot of her walking around mostly naked. I'm trapped in her public display of sexual discovery, and the nakedness is driving me crazy... Like, we get it. You're sexual. Do you really need a whole two-minute music video of…

Katy Perry, may the gods forgive you for your hubris.

Did anyone else find this boring?

The whole thing just seems... immature. The video production, and the lyrics... it aspires to be good but its just so thoroughly mediocre. :/

I can't dance to this. I tried. It's one tempo that's good and then are you supposed to convulse? I can't get it right. Maybe I'm not a good dancer. This isn't for me. Also, annoying. And who parties in Chinatown that's not a karaoke bar?! Maybe that's different in UK Chinatown