For fun, this guy play Xavier LaFlamme in Goon (which is one of my top comedy films), and I've never seen him in anything else, but he is number one on my French-Canadian 'hit it' list.

I like you, and I want to trust your judgment here, so I will give Cumberbatch a second chance. I don't know how to stop hating his face, though. I just... I really hate it. I know that sounds awful, but it has zero effect on him, and I am sure there are people who have just hated MY face. It happens. But it's…

I'm pretty sure he's going to ask me out as a challenge, so I'll let you know how that goes.

Yes, and don't you feel bad now!? :( Sorry.

I posted what I am about to say on another thread about Jay-Z a few weeks or months ago, but am going to repeat myself because I think it is applicable to your very fine points (re: Hids being charming but physically reedy, and the sexual power of celebrity). I call it the Subway Test. So, if Hids were behind the…

Wait, holy shit - we need to submit this to the Dinosaur Erotica girls, STAT.

A fair question. A lot of people really love him in Sherlock, which I have not seen, so maybe that would sway me. I think I've really only seen him in Tinker Tailor, and in seemingly endless pictures and gifs.

HMMMMMM. Alright. I have just decided I would consent to sex with Hiddleston, if he entered the bedroom in this way. I would hold up a glass and tremble it in my hand, and then we could have giggly fun.

Oooh, I think you've hit on something - I've gotten some very nice responses and direction from people sharing their Hids love, and I am embracing it. But what you said about his face rings true. Without what is apparently a really charming and lovely personality, he does LOOK like he could be a creep, or cruel. …

Velociraptor and that dance gif (THANK YOU!) are edging him up the list. Still not obviously boneable, but doubtlessly very appealing. That is cool and helpful - I like nice people!

Yes! We must be prepared at all times for the possibility that internationally famous and desired/lauded celebrities might be in need of a validating fuck.

Hmm. The latter might do the trick. Velociraptor impressions were a big thing with me and my college girlfriends, so that immediately hits an affectionate spot. HISSSSSSSSS.

Re: your latter PP, that is all appealing, and I am convinced enough to root for him to get some good parts going forwards. I guess it's more the OMG HIDDLESTON I DIE fainting-gif responses that are confusing.

I'm going to take your word for it (the fact that Cumberbatch seems to repulse/befuddle you equally is enough for me), because there is no way I'm sitting through Thor 2.

What's hilarious is this is how brains work around celebrity (I am certain it's not just me). ''Tom Hiddleston? Eehhh, I don't know. He seems like a nice guy, but I'm not all that attracted to him. Just not sure, like, if we went on a date, it would go anywhere. I might friendzone him. Let me solicit the…

It got a lot of coverage at the time, in no small part because Shelly was senselessly murdered shortly after making it. I... hated it too, as it was far too cloying; twee, clunky, and rather humorless. I think it may have received a more generous reception than it really deserved, given the tragic circumstances - I…

Okay, that was cute. I am trying to get with the Hiddleston love, which has been perplexing. He is a nice-looking guy and I saw Thor and The Avengers, but did not like either and found Loki grating and ultimately unmemorable.

I clicked on the Taylor Swift link, for some reason. I don't know, I guess I hoped for a juicy and bitchy comment? Why? I am on the dregs of a bottle of wine, but can't really excuse looking for the dregs of gossip.

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