I fucking KNEW I forgot something. What does the American public, in its infinite wisdom, suggest I do with my haggard spinster-ass now???

Unable to reply to your first point for some reason re: male action stars, but none of them look WEAK, you know? I'm not into the steroid-Stallone look at all... But I do like a Renner or a Damon to look strong and agile.

This is why it kills me when Zoe Saldana is cast as an action star (or Angelina Jolie, for that matter).

I've come full circle on Tom Cruise. I think he is a nutso control freak and the Scientology stuff is terrifying. However, I also think he is a consummate professional and an honest-to-Xenu mega-watt movie star. He is a great actor (rewatched Born on the Fourth of July and was like, oh, RIGHT), and absolutely…

I am tempted to copy and paste the apology into Google to see if it's an original or not.

I have a nicer childhood Easter bunny story, if it would help lighten the mood?

It's all that right-brained creativity - needs an outlet.

The only positive thing I can say about this is it's a great anecdote for your therapy/memoirs.

APPROPRIATE WHITEFACE.

Were I a total jerkface who was not pleased for the hard-working young woman in this story, and applauding the charity of Mr. Curry, I would definitely make some shite joke about this being a great way to get a free bike.

UNINHABITED, I Google-Fu'd it. BAM.

UNINHABITED. Yessssssss! Anyway, the first half was great.

I mentioned this in an earlier (grayed) post, but I saw a reasonably good horror movie with this premise (it's a couple camping on a deserted island, who find footage of them sleeping on their camera), and it's bugging the hell out of me trying to remember what it's called.

Or cops. That could totally be cop-speak.

Don't believe in ghosties and am a big ol' skeptic, but was very entertained (bravo, everyone)! My favorite was the campsite 'sleeping' photos, because the plausible thought that someone could stalk and fuck with you like that IS actually terrifying.

I thought of an evaluation from a pest control company. Not sure if logical or odd of me.

I responded to the original poster, but I hope you don't mind if I copy and paste here:

I just read your addendum to your original comment and it seems you've had some very unlucky and hurtful experiences with your so-called friends. I don't know how old you are, but I am guessing mid-twenties?

I don't know, but thanks very much for the response and good vibes, Comrade!

I don't relate to this at all. Maybe you suffered from an outstandingly negative environment at home and/or socially, which is terrible, but most girls and women have healthy and kind relationships with other women, even if there are some bad patches (especially in adolescence) or an occasional toxic friendship. If…