Right? I don't understand what all the fuss is about. To me he is awkward-looking and his eyes are too far apart.

This is the bane of my existence. I have been getting ONE (not a break-out, but ONE) single mega-zit where my ass cheek and thigh meets, like, IN THE CREASE. So it remains irritated and refuses to heal, will bleed and scab and repeat, until finally after a month or so, it'll finally disappear (leaving a scar), AND…

This. And also, imo she physically resembles Kristina (Monica Potter) from Parenthood, which makes Kristina an even more difficult character to watch.

I always felt like people would stare at me in awe or pity if I ate alone, but honestly I had the best eating alone experience EVER last week at work. I wanted to go pick up some take-out from a falafel place, but then I thought—fuck it. I don't want to spend another day eating at my cubicle, and then having to answer…

OMG. This is fantastic news! I'm still convinced the little dude/dudette was dead, but the slim chance he/she was just sleeping made my day. :)

What the what?

I've said it before and I'll say it again... when I was a kid (like, 3, so—the earliest age I can really remember), the Cosby Show seemed to always be on (was it in syndication in the early 90s?) and I would literally go out of my way to leave a room or avoid the show when it was on because IT FREAKED ME OUT. I got…

OMG I'm crying. He looks just like my sweet little Milo. The paw prints are so sweet and heartbreaking. Sending you crazy cat lady e-hugs.

Ugh, the feels. I have three cats that are all around the same age, which means, if all goes well and they remain healthy, that it's very likely to assume that they will all be dying in roughly the same time span. That is ROUGH and I wish I'd thought of that before adopting them. They're all between 3 and 5, so here's…

I am THISCLOSE to sending my measurements to a Chinese Etsy shop and taking a gamble. I mean, the dress is listed for UNDER $200, so I almost feel like it's not a huge loss if it just doesn't turn out. But, I'm also not having a big, lavish, traditional wedding—I'm doing a tiny DW and my dress will be a little less…

I will admit that I had no idea until I received that memo that tampons are NOT on the flushable list. I felt like I'd failed as a woman for not knowing that sooner. I'm 26 and have been menstruating since age 10...how did nobody ever tell me this? I'm certain that the tampons I purchase even are marketed as being…

Yep, I get the occasional approvals but in general I always start as a grey. So annoying.

I feel like he was personally accusing my fiance and I of the condoms bit, too. For the record, we don't use them and wouldn't flush if we did, but our building only has four units and all of the other units were occupied by older, single people at the time. Not that they can't be getting it on, by any means, but I…

Looks like you're out of the greys. My saga, however, continues. :(

My landlord sent a memo to our building about the following items that had been flushed and were mucking up our pipes: feminine products (guilty, whoops), condoms (ew, who does that?), and...batteries (daFUQ?)

This.

Um, yeah. I just sat in a falafel joint and shamelessly licked my plate clean (I mean, not LITERALLY licked, but y'know). And I immediately justified my actions: "It's okay because I didn't eat much last week and plus, I'm going to be starting my diet Monday." I mean, no. Eating a 1000+ calorie lunch in 5 minutes flat…

I think it's more due to the rarity of it, not necessarily the prudishness of it. I have amazing sex with my SO but we bought a new lube the other day and I tried it out on him with a good old fashioned handy-J, and he was FLOORED by how amazing it was and asked me why we'd never done that before. Why have we never…

I have never watched more than 5 minutes of Colbert because I just can't. It's as obnoxious as Fox News to me. I love Jon Stewart, though.

I went to vote after work, 5:15, and my fiance and I were two of six people. I was expecting a line, an after-work rush... No. I also begrudgingly voted for Quinn, because Rauner is a nightmare and a terror. I voted dem all the way; when Republicans were voting no contest, I didn't even respond (not that it matters,…