Did anybody else reach for the hand sanitizer after reading this?

Oh totally! And he's a former chef as well so he just has a huge respect and love for food in general. He does most of the cooking and when we first got together, he wanted to impress the pants off of me by cooking delicious veg stuff. He told me he was going to "make tofu his bitch," if I remember correctly. It…

I have met people like this and it amazes me because ZOMG I LOVE FOOD. And when people find out I'm vegan, they give me the sideways "huhhh? how can you love food when all you eat is twigs and berries?" look. Some people eat for sustenance and don't derive pleasure from great tasting, mindblowing fare. I respect that,…

Throwing it on the floor is a little overdramatic, but as a vegan myself, I would probably run to spit it out if I found out something had clams in it, and not because of my veganism but more because seafood always grossed me out even when I ate meat. The smell! I'm surprised she didn't notice it right away, actually,…

Yes! My ex HATED veggies and then I found out he'd grown up on canned green beans, etc. I love me some veggies but canned green beans even make me turn up my nose.

Ahh the beer! When I first got together with my fiance he didn't like beer at all. He would drink Leinenkugels Berryweiss :( Now he's much more open to what I consider "good" beer, but just the other day he bought a 6-pack of some awful blueberry beer from Trader Joe's. Blech. I swear he did it because he knew I…

I hear you on the music thing! My fiance plays his music in the kitchen while he cooks, and his music is just a mish-mosh of awfulness (my opinion). It goes from bad 80s to 90s pop to LinkinPark, nothing is organized in playlists or by genre...Sometimes loud scream-y things come on in the morning when I'm getting…

I am a several-years-vegetarian-turned-vegan-3-years-ago who has dated meat-eaters and never considered NOT dating them/being with them because of it, because I figured I'm the weird one and I have no business being picky... but I can tell you that when my present-day fiance decided, on his own, to adopt veganism, it…

My fiance has a stegosaurus...wearing a fedora...beneath a flaming asteroid. On his shoulder. Done by an "apprentice"—but, COOL POINTS, the apprentice worked at the shop that a future Ink Master contestant worked at!

This reminds me! I went on a trip to Paris when I was 16 with a few classmates, and three of us shared a tiny hotel room. The two I shared a room with were sisters. The one sister had her crusty undies on the floor (not just crusty, but there was a layer of noticeable yellow discharge, and the undies themselves were…

I never noticed or paid much attention to my own discharge stains until one day my fiance made a joke about my "crusty underwear" after doing the laundry. :( :( :( I almost died, but then I reminded him of the skidmark I found in his boxers once and considered us even. :)

Is anyone else completely incapable of reading the headline without hearing Charlie Kelly's voice? "Local business owner and CAT ENTHUUUUSIAST"