Ugh, Willow.

You and me both, KStew. You and me both.

I typed “Kristen Stewart sexuality” into the Google thing up there and it says her sexuality is “Network Connectivity Problems.”

It was originally used only for sweat and then they figured out it works for hair and odor, too. So now they can charge more!

What I think is funny here is that you COUNTED them. LOL indeed.

Hmm. It’s almost like femininity contains multitudes.

Mine looked like a one eyed heroin addict.

GO AWAY YOU’RE BURNING MY EYES WITH YOUR BEAUTY AND YOUR DRESS

I also think this is an appropriate avenue to shamelessly flaunt my Indian Fusion Wedding Dress I designed for my wedding a few years ago

She's doing Pride & Prejudice & Zombies also.

Downton Abbey, Cinderella and now War and Peace. Can Lily James get a role without a corset? I worry about her innards.

Oh, God, Belle! That is my most favorite movie.

at first i thought he was the hot army guy from parenthood but then remembered him from belle

He’s on Grantchester, as a weirdly sexy Anglican priest in the 1950s who solves crimes.

15-17% body fat? Can we assume you’re only talking about men?

You and everyone else learned “driving skills” for the first (and last) time at age fifteen. ...from someone almost qualified to teach high-school gym.

[Reads “If Car Commercials Were Honest”]

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