the outfits they are wearing are probably worth tens of thousands of dollars and I think they look like fabulous soul sucking witches I would like to subscribe to their lifestyle blog i bet it comes w free cocaine

They’re only 29. I had to look it up, as I thought they couldn’t possibly be nearing 40. They look unwell :(

50 hours a week also seems like, I don’t know, pretty average? And I most assuredly receive and send emails at 10pm at night for work for next day.

I think they’re 30? 31? How is it possible to look so haggard?

yeah like one time I drank 12 diet cokes and no water and fainted and had to go to the ER but i didn’t blame my job for that because i’m the idiot who drank 12 diet cokes

How are these women now? They look older than my 40-year-old hag face. Dang.

Unless they are refusing employees water, you can’t be worked into dehydration. You can be worked into exhaustion, but you just aren’t properly drinking if an office job gives you hydration issues.

Jesus these girls look bizarre.. and not in the “girls look different without makeup” way, but in the “they look like they’re on heroin” way.

I just can't get over the fact that he is handcuffed. He's fucking dead. Isn't that enough!?

This is horrifying.

No, you’re not the only one noticing the pre-existing wang in those shorts.

A friend of mine and her fiance are really into cars so he proposed with the project car of her dreams to be customized by her. It is pretty fucking sweet. It’s a 1952 Chevy with the roof chopped painted matte black and it is SO slick and just bad ass. So romantic to me too.

ohFUCK I forgot about that scene.

People pay for convenience all the time. This is one of those times where a company thinks their customers will want a new convenience feature.

The charger I think is cool. This right here is freaking me the hell out though.

When I grow up, I want to charge Teslas.

Setting aside the convenience of the car automatically charging, having a charger that can disengage on its own will prevent expensive damage.

Looks like they’re overly complicating it. They could just build an x/y axis device that can extend out to reach the port. Then I suppose the end could swivel a bit to account for those that don’t park perfectly straight. Wouldn’t look as cool of course.

I acknowledged all of that in the fourth paragraph.