Others drink lattes, eat a ham sandwich, sleep on their backs, or have a glass of wine.

Well, since they’re doing everything else together, why not fuck the goat together?

Not to get all serious on a silly would-you-rather, but the reason to not fuck animals isn’t just that it’s gross, it’s that it’s rape. Animals can’t consent. At best, it’s coercion.

Yes, Bernie, we’re all well aware you’re not saying people should vote for you because you don’t have a uterus, and your rapper friend wasn’t saying that either, and good job for knowing exactly how ridiculous it is to say that anyone should or should not be president solely on the basis of their genitalia.

Stupid politics making big huge deals out of obvious statements.

Maybe I’m missing something, but I honestly like the phrase “we’re all Africans”. Maybe it’s a bit random here, but normally we see it in arguments against racism and cultural insensitivity. My interpretation has always been “humanity came from Africa, including you and everyone you know. Before your ancestors were…

Sorry, that’s ridiculously long. Accusations of bad science make me feel the need to explain, and I have lots of feelings on this.

Please, tell me exactly how many psychological, sociological, or biological studies you’ve read (or things you’ve read that are based on such studies) that support your assertion that people are less likely to cheat the longer a relationship progresses. My general understanding of this topic comes from a few college…

Since when does the fact that you’re conscious of something mean it isn’t a mistake?

Which would make sense if cheating happened for rational reasons, but that’s not the case. Humans, as a rule, are more excited by anything new. People who cheat early in a relationship are typically more likely to cheat later on as well, as a habit. We (humans) are more likely to cheat later on, because once the…

I disagree (and I’m not sure where you think self-regard is the problem).

No leader, especially a religious leader, should have the right to question another man’s religion or faith.

Woof!

As a millenial getting married later: Nope! Frankly, the whole diamond market fiasco is a bunch of profoundly unromantic bullshit, and we’re not bothering with them.

I think that is often the case, but I also think there’s something to the idea that some people cheat because intimacy is scary. And if it is a symptom, then it can be treated.

Or maybe that’s just me and you love Frozen and that Taylor Swift-Idina Menzel duet was the stuff of dreams.

People are dying, our boys are being shot left and right. People are hungry, people are starving, people are trying to pay bills and you talking about some mu’fuckin’ actors and Oscars. It just ain’t that deep.

PS Can I please not be grey?

I have a lot of respect for Steinem, and won’t hesitate to vote for Hillary if she gets the nomination, but that’s extremely condescending. Bernie’s policies are more liberal than Hillary’s, especially as regards wealth disparity, and that’s something younger people, men and women alike, want to support. That’s why…

Since you ask for the opinions of pirates: I haven’t pirated games in years, and when I did it was because I owned a legitimate copy but the disk was scratched/I’d lost the code and it wasn’t on Steam (things like Baldur’s Gate, Baldur’s Gate 2, Myst, and Neverwinter Nights). Honestly, I have no guilt about this, but…