“Unborn human” would also refer to any human who didn’t exist, of which there are literally an infinite number - including every fictional (human) character that anyone has ever thought of. 

You speak for all of us.

Seriously, what kind of parent even signs their children up for this? Does the school even have more than 10 students?

Michael Jackson did not sing Come Together Better than the Beatles. He didn’t even sing it better than joe Cocker. I’m not an enormous Beatles fan, but Michael Jackson only did one thing well and that was Michael Jackson.

Whitney Houston’s version of “I will Always Love You” isn’t better than Dolly Parton’s. They are very different approaches to the song and they are both great.

Claiming he had custody just makes it worse, morally and legally. Him being in a position of trust, like a foster dad.

“I just think a man of his character ought to be respected,” said Lynda Harrison.

I think you have this mixed up with Silence of the Lambs.

Kid Rock and Ted Nugent make music for people that know the precise recipe for bathtub meth.

So, what’s it like to be completely stupid?

I hope he doesn’t find out trans people also breathe air, so he can protest with a plastic bag over his head.

We need a trans person to snag a sponsorship deal with a gun manufacturer. That’ll get all the wingnuts to get rid of their guns.

In fairness, it appears PBS Newshour did just that.

In fairness, they’re also trying to put guns in your hands, so if anyone lives they can claim they stood their ground. So, you have that going for you; which is nice

I’ve never seen an episode of this show, nor barely read about it, but even I somehow knew it involved cannibalism. So is it really a spoiler?

They have to come to him with their empty gruel bowls and Oliver-like ask for more.  Then the king will deem them worthy of more and dole out another dollop.

“What we don’t like is the idea that you might be using hot women as a vehicle for amassing more clout.”

Pete isn’t chasing clout, he’s buried under an avalanche of it emanating from the women he’s dated.

Wait, so Jezebel is blaming Pete Davidson for orchestrating a “blatant publicity campaign” and not, say, Kim MFing Kardashian? Or are you saying that him getting his picture taken with another famous person in public places like courtside at NBA games (and then Jezebel constantly reporting on it) is some sort of…

These idiots always go on about how their oh-so-innocent children are too young to learn about these thing but have no goddamn problem with Black children of the same age having to experience it.