Thank you! Exactly. 

I love fashion. I get that there are things I might not like, but I understand the construction and statement of it all can mean something to the person wearing it, and the designer.

Honestly, even she doesn’t look too happy about things. Now I guess we know what a woman looks like when she’s concentrating on balancing a feather on her rack.

How Schafer managed to get this singular feather to stay put feels beyond the knowledge of even our most preeminent physicists

Seconding your disagreement. That thing is trashy as hell.

Schafer “somehow avoids looking cheap or tacky?”
Guess we’ll have to agree to disagree on THAT one.

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“But Victoria and David are both driven and focused people.”

Heck yes!

Just want to get this straight.

This was a great write-up! I snickered quite a bit, and it’s not just because I’m high as a kite...

Yeah but I bet his wife never fucked his kid’s friend.

No, no...her father assures us that she’s a “very talented actress”!

She reminds me of Mrs Steve Mnuchin, from the photo where they’re both wearing evening dress as they examine money being printed with his signature on.  I can’t remember her name; she’s the one who married the fugly guy for his money.  At least Mrs Brooklyn Beckham seems to come with her own money.

Lol.  I named my cat Phoebe Blue-Steel because she does that same dead-eyed “I’m imagining eating your eyeballs right now” look.

“...she looks like she expects everyone to acknowledge her magnificence.”

It is beyond gobsmacking to me that two pretty good-looking people could produce someone who is the poster- child for the word milquetoast.

Choose irresponsibility!

I can’t stand it. The abyssal vacuity of his stupid face.

Man the Beckham boy even has a douchey I’m-so-dark expression ready for the cameras. Is there anything about him that’s not exactly what we’d expect?