Those aren’t small OR humble!

Is it just me or is Shakira rocking a Jessica Rabbit vibe with that outfit?

*looks at headline, looks at slideshow total*

...Because they have no moral compass.

I kept thinking that the pictures of this pos reminded me of someone, particularly when he was doing his narrowed-eyes-and-partially-pursed-lips attempt at a “hard-man” look. Then, the other day I stumbled upon an episode of The Wire, and I think I got it! He’s doing Wood Harris as Avon Barksdale:

Guess the latest video showing off his toilet in the corner and the ‘12 others he owns’ didn’t hit as well with his 12 year old fanclub.

It’s because Madonna has no actual friends, only sycophants. No one who’ll tell her “That’s a bad idea.”

True. I wonder how much about his plastic surgery being a necessary correction from his boxing days is real as opposed to just getting a bad doctor.

Oh yeah, she actively thrives on drama and courts attention. I don’t necessarily think it’s misogynistic in this case to point out that she’s had so much bad work done that she’s unrecognizable (snarky and mean, perhaps But misogynistic? I don’t think so). I mean, people point out the same about Simon Cowell and (back…

If Madge wants to age gracefully, awesome. Go for it.

It’s her choice to fuck her face up nearly beyond recognition, but the price of fame is putting up with the comments of people that happen to notice her bizarre new “look”. She looks like an AI generated version of her mashed up with an alien. I guess bad news coverage is just as valuable as good news coverage when…

I recently saw a side by side of Madonna and Susanna Hoffs (same age) and....lets just say maybe stay away from the knife a little. 

I don’t care that she’s older, or whatever, so what.  Can we just not pretend that surgery like hers is good?  It looks like shit, and people are doing it all the time.  Aged or not, it’s just bad.  There are definitely people out there hating on her for her age, not questioning that, but this pillow face look that is…

I’m never going to be a fan of blaming the victim, but who the fuck still goes to see anything he does and then gets surprised he’s a giant piece of shit?

Agreed. These models deserved way better. The thigh straps in the pregnant look are sort of cool, but the rest of the outfits look like they were crafted in a found-materials challenge on RuPaul’s Drag Race and that bitch is about to sashay away.

I really did like her in New Girl. She worked really well with the rest of the cast’s chemistry. 

Jennifer’s Body was awesome but her antics with MGK are so cringew0rthy.

How is she still a thing? Other than Transformers and Two and a Half men I defy anyone to name something else she has done without hitting IMDB.

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