I’ve never understood why kids who aren’t particularly special or talented beyond being born rich leap online trying to impress everyone. (Looking at you, lesser Hanks offspring.) Obviously you’re not going to outshine your parents if they’re David Beckham (Posh is debatable) or Tom Hanks, so what exactly is the plan?…

Man, why didn’t I think of Rapey McForehead?!?!? That’s some good Internet right there. Congrats, Twitterverse.

Maybe I’m too old, maybe it’s his small eyes, maybe its the hint of facial hair that seems to look like a perpetual teenstache and soul patch in photos...maybe it’s all of the above but I think he always looks like a guy who stands outside of convenience stores smoking a cigarette.

And yet, that's less depressing to me than Victoria Beckham's diet.

I no longer eat beef.  This looks gross, but is probably cooked enough to not poison you.  I avoid Brookie as much as I avoid the Kardashians. 

“A vet could bring that back to life” has provided me with a needed chuckle today. Y’all eat your raw cow, baby cows, pigs and stuff. I feel badly that this kid can’t just focus on finding something that makes him happy rather than chasing fame like my cat chases his own tail. Incredibly depressing. I just hope little…

And do you remember how she did not apologize to one of her guests who experienced racism at one of her so called domestic violence conferences? furthermore, she claimed to have done so in the press. She is part of the firm that never took a stand on racism directed at their own new family member, so this is not…

Apparently Harry and Meghan don’t have a PR firm at the moment and last I heard most if not all of the top level people at Archewell have left. They are only listening to each other and that has been the problem from the beginning. He is basically attacking anyone who has ever told him “no”.

Oof. Nobody is coming off of Harry publishing his own personal burn book looking good. But really from all of the clips that have been released, Harry comes off the worst, as much as I hate to say it. Like, go live your life, dude. You got out. The best revenge is living well. Take your giant piles of money and your…

Harry wants people to marry for love not duty and thats exactly what Charles did when he married Camilla.

That’s exactly what they are

Right. Manson made it abundantly clear that he intended to pursue this in the very manner Depp had. I wouldn’t blame his victims for wanting to avoid whatever shitshow Manson had in store for them. If what Heard had wasn’t good enough (preemptive fuck off to depp supporters), maybe it’s a similar case for others. 

“I still find myself thanking God that we were at least spared Andrew Tate’s rap career.”

Ah yes, the “I might be a child rapist, I might not.... but I am certainly not a SWEATY child rapist. That would be disgusting” defense. Always a crowd-pleaser.

Those “freckles” around their eyes after a strangling sesh are probably petechial hemorrhages, evidence of trauma

She said she also “saw him smack girls with a belt,” and claims that a poster on the walls of the workplace stated: “If there is ever a problem, if there is ever a glitch / Big Tate won’t wait, straight slap a bitch.”

“Grown-ass man puts on Nazi costume, points out others for poor judgement.”

Hope I can help put the situation with Ms. Smithline’s attorney in context. The text’s were probably entered into court as part of her attorneys motion to be removed as counsel. Once a case gets going, an attorney needs to get permission from the court to withdraw. My guess, based on the texts, are that the attorney…

Will and Kate aren’t to blame for Harry’s choice. Even if it played out like he said it did, he is the one who picked the costumes and decided to go through with wearing the Nazi one. That’s on him. Will and Kate are shitty for thinking it was a funny and good costume, but at the end of the day Harry made the final…

Yeah, that exact sentence is a choice.