Yeah? What purpose do you serve, Newton? Do you provide a safe comforting place for my children to play? Do you add curb appeal to my home? Do you give me the same thrill when I run my bare feet across you at 1am after a long punishing day?

This is funny because my sister just divorced her wife for all the behaviors you accuse men of, Molly. My sister is a dentist who owns her own practice, and thus makes the majority of the money in their marriage. Her (ex)wife is an occupational therapist, which is not a bad career either if we are being honest and was…

“Comprehensive” because she didn’t write it, “sincere” because she probably agreed with and meant it. I don’t know that those two balance or just cancel each other out, frankly.

Maybe it’s because I’m not an activist, but I am so sick of obviously-written-by-a-professional “heartfelt” apologies. 

And not a single one could be worth dealing with your slideshow bullshit, Pranay. Sorry/Not Sorry. 

At least on Discord everyone can participate, not just the specially anointed.
No “grays” on Discord. 

Dear god. I don’t care that she is black but christ did they have to use a character model from that nightmare factory The Polar Express?!

Funimation is ridiculously behind, and there is no excuse for not loading the subbed versions same day of broadcast seeing how Sony now owns BOTH Funimation and Crunchyroll. 

Just like nothing sets off a black woman like seeing one of their own with a white man. Don’t play saint here Geek, I know who harassed me and my ex at the bars and clubs when we went out, and it wasn’t white folks.
Shitty racism can hide in anyone. 

See, the entire conceit of this series is BS. I don’t need to see a bunch of roided out E-racers racing to sell me onto the idea of electric cars, just like I didn’t need to see a 3.5L Ecoboost-equipped Raptor tearing up Baja to sell me on the idea of a V6 in my full sized truck. I just needed to feel the thrill of…

You must be new here. That explains your apparent confusion. I’ve been here long enough to remember when this was a video game blog, not an extension of Vice. 

Took awhile to get there, but you finally admitted you just hate her because she’s a Jew. Doesn’t it feel better now, Ian; getting all those dirty penty up feelings of hate out in the open instead of pretending you’re an enlightened and decent fellow? You almost had us fooled with that C-section business, but glad you…

I love ignorant comments like this. God forbid anyone educate themselves on the fact all modern bodycams continue recording for at least 5 minutes after being “shut off” for this very reason. 

I’m guessing you’ve never been minding your own business in a bar when a drunk person walks into you, blames you for it and becomes immediately hostile. That’s literally what I imagined happening here, only with cars and guns because Detroit. 

Well owning one is a constitutional right, and the other isn’t, but yeah it was a stupid statement to make either way because it’s not like anyone could blame Ford if I plowed through a wall of sedans in my truck before suiciding by cop because reasons. 

Could you just stop talking about airlines, Elizabeth? Your takes are shit, and this is Jalopnik. Cars, not planes. If this is your kink why not sign on with Earther, or an aviation website like SimpleFlying or ThePointsGuy?

You got your Earther on my Jalopnik, Elizabeth. 

lol F all these idiots. The Tour De France has been a joke since they decided they’d had enough of that upstart American cancer survivor kicking their asses and singled him out for doing something even they admitted other competitors were also doing without punishment.
The type of athlete that competes in the TdF is…

So it doesn’t matter that members of the cast were of Afro-Latinx descent because their skin wasn’t dark enough for some viewers?

So basically E3 went woke, and a large number of consumers that actually buy games wasn’t having it?

Comedies and action movies are a thousand times better in a theater. They just are. I could go into why that is but let’s save time and just accept that it is and move on.