Dear Upper Peninsula of MICHIGAN: F*ck Off.
Signed, Alaska. 

I have some real praise for the implementation of the side view cameras on this thing versus that Garmin screened monstrosity last week. Look at that rear view “mirror”: direct rear view in the middle, and side views to each side. Freaking genius. I just hope the thing is OLED and easily dimmed for night driving. 

No, Meghan, I don’t think I’ll be doing that, thank you.
I think you, however, need to stop looking for things to get offended by, and instead should research the etymology of the term “derp,” before making yourself look like an ignorant triggered fool with posts like this. 

I was stuck with a Frontier as a rental two years ago for three weeks.
“Really nice” and “Frontier” have no business anywhere near each other in the same sentence. They are hollow pieces of sh*t 20 years past any semblance of modern design. They are gutless, uncomfortable and downright embarrassing.
My ‘92 Ranger…

And those aren’t sh*t compared to the two stroke leaf blowers dominating California, putting out not only mountains of oily smog but throwing nasty particulates into the air because Californians are too GD lazy to use a rake like the rest of the world. 

If only the steering wheel weren’t on the wrong side. 

The only thing I got out of that is you hate your dad and the younger bitch he married.
I hope you’re seeing a therapist. 

And you’ll be surprised to know IDGAF, because ALL politicians are lousy tippers. Try working sometime at a nicer but not completely fine dining restaurant across from city hall sometime, you’ll see. Being a collection of cheap MF’ers is about the only thing bipartisan about those ass clowns.
Maybe AOC breaks that…

On average it takes three days for an airframe to go from “parked” to “cleared to fly.” Maintenance treats the process the same way they do receiving a brand new aircraft. They go through EVERYTHING, assuring all control surfaces are tuned, lubed and functioning normally, engines are similarly tuned and inspected…

1) Travel is ALWAYS slow in January. It’s right after the holidays so for the most part pleasure travel falls off a cliff, as does business travel. It picks up again around this time because of Valentine’s Day and then Spring Break. z

My daughter works in flight operations for a major airline. They have the same sort of software installed on her terminal as well. This is why she has her home laptop setup next to her work computer on her desk for things like personal surfing, email etc. She doesn’t give two shits about it because as far as her…

Yeah except most fleet vehicles have cameras already, Shiv. Walmart started installing them back in 2016, and FedEx did the same last year. Every company with a large fleet has or is moving towards installing these sorts of cameras into every single vehicle. Not only are they good for employee accountability but they…

Ugh with these BS hot takes on a reasonable move towards safety and accountability. Funny how these sorts of cameras have been in place in public transit, taxis and shuttle vans for about a decade now and you didn’t say Boo about it, but now that Amazon is doing it after realizing “hey, we kind of created a monster…

And I couldn’t give less of a F about it if I tried.
More proprietary locked down nonsense that will throw a middle finger to Right to Repair, on a scale never before seen, like only Apple can do.
Replace your own battery? Bricked. Buy tires from somewhere other than Apple directly? Receive a warning message everytime…

Love... and throwing individual employees under the bus.
It’s what makes a Subaru, a Subaru. 

“my entire act is a pastiche of older, better artists and adds nothing to them but omnipresent commercial cynicism”

My 2011 F-150, and many vehicles since then, have this wonderful feature called “auto dimming mirrors.” It’s a five dollar solution that kicks the sh*t out of this 3000 dollar nightmare. 

You’ve never tried to park a fleet of large vehicles in a single lot before, have you? I have, having worked for a motorhome rental and dealership business in my 20's. It’s not easy, even when said lot is just a huge open space surrounded by fences. Now imagine filling said lot with large expensive obstructions, one…

Funding isn’t the problem, allocation is. The amount of money going to schools these day (even factoring inflation) is obscene compared to what schools received 20 years ago when I graduated, yet nationally the graduating average of seniors has actually gone down year over year.
The issue isn’t money, rather where and…

Can we bitch about the stupid as hell steering wheel instead? I mean I thought KITT was badass when I was 5, but when I got to sit inside one of the “hero” cars a few years back I realized how much it would suck to actually drive daily with that style wheel.