TF does that mean?

And it sucked and no one talks about it. But yeah, it did happen. 

And it sucked and no one talks about it. But yeah, it did happen. 

Right? I would literally go buy an island and spend the rest of my life being around only the people I liked enough to pay for the helicopter or boat ride over.

If half the stories are true, Ellen got a minimum wage employee FIRED for having the audacity to display her chipped nail while filling her water glass, and tried to shut down a going away party for long time studio employee because they were selfishly grilling meats around Ellen’s sensitive vegan nostrils. If the…

Because adding it to the menu prices without addressing the necessity out in the open magically makes it easier to swallow? If I’m paying 20 bucks for a meal that used to cost 15 do you think I care how they do the math on the check? Christ some people really do prefer Out of Sight Out of Mind don’t they? 

Yeah if they do what some other countries do: increase the menu prices by 20-30% so they can likewise increase the staff salary by that amount. Either way you’ll be paying the same amount for your meal assuming you actually tip like a human being instead of a piece of crap.

Rubbing what in: the fact that it’s misaligned spots in the front make the thing look drunk, or the missing whip on the back make the owner look lazy/inept? Take care of your ride, man. This is just ridiculous. 

Carolla. One is a car, the other is a successful comedian, author, filmmaker, businessman and podcaster. He doesn’t have a talk show like Kimmel but if you think Adam is failing you’ve got one seriously messed up metric for success. Go watch his documentaries, Uppity (the story of Willy T. Ribbs, the first black man…

Hey as long as she stays away from directing movies she can do whatever she wants. 

Jesus her face terrifies me. How did this woman become a model?

They don’t have to convert Jeep loyalists for the Bronco to be a success, just do a better job enticing new buyers who are on the fence and up until now only had Jeep as an option. 

Click and Clack saved my life. A guy called into the show in the early 90's to complain about how his accelerator kept getting stuck on his floorboard due to carpeting that was coming loose and he wanted advice on how to reupholster his entire ride. It was during this discussion that they mentioned as an aside that if…

I grew up listening to NPR because in the tiny town I was raised in it was the only radio station we got. I used to love the methodical baritone voices of the narrators long before I paid much attention to what they were saying. As I grew up though I began to get tired of the divisive tone more and more shows took…

While I’m ready to board the Ellen Hate Train due to the multiple accounts of how horribly she treats average people in the real world, I have to say the African American woman’s account probably should have been left out of this piece because as someone who’s worked HR, it sounds like the problem was more her than…

Awww... so The Fit is No?

... “crap in the snow?”

And replace them with what: red light and radar cameras? Joy. We played that game a few years ago, and after a massive public recall campaign we finally undid it 9 months later. These things are so popular in the UK that tossing a tire around them then setting it on fire is a common Saturday night pastime. 

California got Avocados because you FUCKING PUT IT IN EVERYTHING!!! Seriously it’s almost as ridiculous as what you did to iced tea. No one asked for Passionfruit Iced Tea, California, NO ONE. 

“Idaho grows the most potatoes in the US.”
.... except we don’t, that’s Washington. Idaho grows the most BEETS in the US, but those aren’t as attractive as potatoes apparently.