F the impala. Seriously, I cannot say that any more strongly: fuck the Impala. 

Depends on the region. In Texas the supercrew with 6.5’ bed is the most popular configuration but in Nebraska it’s the supercrew with 5.5’ that is king, especially around military installations like Lincoln etc. It’s mostly farming communities that dominate with the crewcab/long box config because they can fit your…

Retail workers /= Commission Salesmen. There’s a world of difference between the 20-something checker at Target making minimum wage and the 30/40-something that just made 6 grand in one day because they convinced someone King Ranch was the only way to go when an XLT was all they really needed/wanted. Five bucks says…

... or because they just like the comfort, capability and security a truck offers. Honestly you’re the one sounding insecure about your masculinity there, Blake, not truck buyers.

And here’s Erik: back to bitch about trucks again. At least this time he’s not as whiny as usual about it.

The hell is a “musical futurist?” I mean good on her for turning a passable singing talent into something somewhat bankable thanks to those whacky whacky hairdos, but let’s not go overboard here. 

Sorry but zero love for Kumail Non-Showy-Upy. I have zero interest in douche bags that drop out of commitments at the last second because something better came up. 

Jesus Christ did Homer Simpson design this thing? Where’s the isolated dome for the kids? I mean there’s “Fugly” and then there’s “Erik says go buy it Fugly.”

So did you miss the part where he praised the writer for including facts above opinion and snark, or what? Look I love this blog, but tend to skip everything written by one or two contributors these days because I get sick of reading about how much trucks suck, or how sad it is that trucks are so popular blah blah…

Except it’s not. Instead of following one core group through one major conflict it jumps all over the place in terms of setting, POV and tone. You never develop an attachment for those characters either in the way you do Easy Company. There’s the guy with shellshock, the coward who thinks he’s the next Walt Whitman,…

Screw this. Visit their website or facebook page first to get the info you need. Trying to get through over the phone just to ask questions you could find online in a portion of the time without wasting theirs is the better way to go, sorry Marnie.

That’s because you’re supposed to use Miracle Whip, not plain mayo. Some of you weren’t raised in the south, and it shows. 

No, it’s still an overpriced overstyled Jeep with an unexplained check engine light. 

Beat me to it. 

“Go Go Gadgetmobile!”

Not sure what the point of a comment section is on an article reviewing a show that doesn’t premier for the unwashed masses for another four days but whatever. If the show can manage to make this story and characters interesting, as in “I give a genuine F about what happens to these people” which the movie did a piss…

Ahem, SuperTrain would like to have a word with you. 

Good, fuck Mazda and their rapid depreciation and pretentious cult followers. They get so much love on this website that it’s nice to see a bit of reality smacking them in the face. 

No, they shouldn’t. CarPlay and Android Auto both do a wonderful job replacing a phone mounted to your dash when configured properly in a much cleaner and safer way. If you want a setup like above feel free to buy a used 10-15 year old car and knock yourself out. Meanwhile the rest of us will continue to enjoy our…

I still feel bad for this guy, but I can’t get over how stupid his “order an hour ahead” scheme was, especially for ice cream. Most places here in Boise that offer curbside service used chalk to number their parking spots outside, and put big signs on the front window explaining how it worked along with a large menu…