Jesus Christ on a pogo stick... how long until that LGBTQIAMOUSE+ covers every letter in the alphabet?

Yup.

Happens all the time, which is why I suggest to anyone who asks me about them that they do a quick visual inspection and if everything looks ok after they start going do a small brake check before going to fast just to be sure they aren’t A) non functional, B) super loose or C) super tight. A and C seem to be one of…

Personally I couldn’t be more excited about this trailer and where it seems like the Halo franchise is going now, after the very vocal backlash Guardians received. That’s what they get for following the god-awful narrative introduced by Karen Traviss in her novel Glasslands, in which she vilified Dr. Halsey and made…

Jumped the shark and took the story in a direction that absolutely pissed off the fan base. That’s what they get for following the god-awful narrative introduced by Karen Traviss in her novel Glasslands, in which she vilified Dr. Halsey and made ONI out to be the good guys. Anyone that’s actually played the first five…

Because Bungie can be trusted after the absolute disaster they’ve made of Destiny 2, right?

They made Cortana and Dr. Halsey the bad guys because reasons. It was stupid, and it appears they are doing a 180 on that ridiculous narrative choice so you’re better off forgetting.

Speak for yourself, I’m ridiculously excited for this. After the steaming pile that was Guardians, I’m glad the studio took a break and did some soul searching.
Given what I’ve seen and heard about this new game, sounds like things are absolutely back on track and I am just fine waiting another 18 months for a proper…

Russian troll spotted.

I don’t care what people say, Blue is the Warmest Color was just a godawful bore of a film with probably the most boring protagonist I’ve ever seen in a love story. The only thing I took away from the film was lesbians are just as shitty as the whole “relationship” thing as the straight community, and frankly I didn’t…

Well that’s a bunch of overprice sh*t. I have a High Sierra 22L pack I got from Costco for 35 bucks last summer, and despite taking a pounding courtesy of the PNW and a typical Alaskan winter it’s held up remarkably well with no tears or loose stitching. You can keep that REI nonsense right in the smug bin where it…

Well that’s a bunch of overprice sh*t. I have a High Sierra 22L pack I got from Costco for 35 bucks last summer, and…

TF are you talking about? 

Or you can get the fantastic Blink XT 2 camera system for a hundred bucks less. Version 2 ships next week from Amazon. Oh and it does everything this set does, for a hundred bucks less.

Or you can get the fantastic Blink XT 2 camera system for a hundred bucks less. Version 2 ships next week from…

Why? Because these writers are stupid and don’t know what to do with themselves now that they are off book and lost in the wilderness. 

Because the useless slow motion caravan chase in space was poignant is any way shape or form?

Well yeah, because they’re not gay. Would be sort of weird if you could force two heterosexual dudes to kiss, don’t you think?

Then why did you include Eyes Wide Shut and Minority Report if that was the argument you were trying to make given the fact they utterly undermine it?

It’s ok, Jesse, you have to accept you can’t write a review for shit sooner or later. 

The ex husband of a woman who was dumb enough to let the guy she had a restrainer order against into her home for several nights and then acted surprised when things went badly? If you read everything, these two were completely co-dependent and fueled each other. I watched my sister do the same thing with my nephews…

Worked for Ted Kennedy, who forgot his date at the bottom of the Chappaquiddick.