The more #CrimingWhileWhite stories you read, the more they start to sound like humblebrags than they do like addressing inequality.

Governmentalist: noun; class of citizens whom endeavor to prevent acts of incest in the skeet shed at my gun club.

Agreed! They are my favorite internet stranger couple and the more I read about Allen the more I love him. I bet this Grumpy Cat thing was Allen's payback for the time Mark tricked him into watching that gross sex movie.

You're telling this story like it's OMFG A HUGE TRAUMATIC deal when it's just kind of "yeah, I couldn't afford to go home for Thanksgiving" (very common experience for young people) and "I made the bad decision to go to a professor's house for dinner because omg I can't be lonely" (I would never take a prof up on…

About this:

Congratulations TLC, you are officially the worst network on television. Only a very short background check would have revealed this, but you chose to look the other way and allow a child rapist apologist to become famous.

Friendly reminder that the US edition of Time Magazine sees its readers as idiots and is terrified of covering any issue of substance:

Okay, so it's a show about horrifying trash, and someone is surprised that they're actually horrifying trash, not just some gratifyingly ironic trash? Help me understand, here.

Don't worry, they will screw it up by making it so it can only do shopping lists on Amazon.com, or play stuff from Amazon streaming, or tell you that the answers you want are in a book that can be bought from your kindle.

Amazon has never sold a hardware product that wasn't about selling you stuff and locking you into…

But not before she tried to exploit the current racial unrest in America to get herself out of trouble.

I listened to the whole thing. Anyone who listens to it and still defends her is ridiculous. The cop acted reasonably. She acted like an idiot.

You are right about people making up shit. Like how they weren't fucking on the street in front of her work place. Or about how the cops were calling her a prostitute, when the only person that said that was her. Oh her and her "RAWKR" boyfriend.

Hell to the fucking no. I don't need to see anyone fucking in a public area, door open or not. Fuck that. Pun intended.

she acted like a spoiled little brat and threw the race card out, which is not ok. There are people who actually have been unfairly targeted by the police because they are black and this is not what happened to her. She fucked her boyfriend in broad daylight, in a car and someone called it in and she got caught. If…

Yes, Jezebel would definitely take Swift to task if she did that. Also, Julianne Escobedo Shepherd is the last person who should be commenting on the gentrification of NYC. According to her bio at the Tisch School of the Arts at NYU...

Thank you. I'm not even a TSwift fan, but I was rolling my eyes so fucking hard at this post. Does every song about a big city have to address real life, serious issues? I'm from L.A., and songs about the beach and Hollywood instead of gangs don't bother me. This post is such a stretch...also don't get why Jezebel…

You're expected to be "above" judging men bodies because that's what you claim (not women but jezebel women). I and many others don't have a problem with women wanting big dicks, but have problem with jezebel women because the site is filled with comments and articles chastising men for wanting big boobs, blonds,…

Curb Your Enthusiasm tackled both in a single storyline.