“Son, youre the best the colony has to offer. Go out n’ git ‘em.”

This dude could stand to take a brick or two to the teeth.

Ladies, control thyselves.

I won’t even mention how your synthesized, autotuned, Caucasian half-singing on “Rockstar” sounds like T-Pain fucked a Pinterest page.

I can’t with post malone and like G Easy aka Susan from accounting’s son, I do my best to block out his existence.  

• The saditty relative: There is always one aunt who can’t cook shit, but she arrives in her new Benz and she just earned her Ph.D. in International Superiority Studies. She is going to bring a store bought dessert from an artisanal bakery, and wonder why no one is eating it. Because ... Aunt Linda’s sweet potato pies,…

Yes, it’s Breanna’s fault that John can’t act professionally.

Came here out of respect for Panthro. Thank you!

That’s cool and all. But, you can’t separate Marshawn from Oakland. East. Oakland.

The narrator of that video is quite annoying but the honey badger is the most fitting acronym for Mr. Lynch.

When America’s dirty laundry is aired out in another country and White folks are mad. Way to go Marshawn!!!

So...Virginia Black is a liquor made for people who like uncles at bbqs & social functions that involve stunting in linen for no reason.

Definitely influenced by “Ren & Stimpy” and “Ed, Edd, and Eddie”.

If you sink 400$ into a game like this you shouldn’t demand a refund, you should seek out help.

The whole team here!!!!!!!

That was his made up fantasy of how he views a black woman and welfare. It was disturbing as hell in its awfulness. He couldn’t make sense of shit he knows nothing about.

“Moon cricket” almost sounds whimsical. I wouldn’t have guessed it was a slur (but OF COURSE it is. Sigh). Racists trying to be poetic.

“My girlfriend was one of those black people that relied on welfare because she didn’t want to work. I told her that she was only allowed to eat dollar store soup until she got a job & kept my food which was mainly meat & poultry was in a chest freezer. She left my food alone & found a job in only 1 week .”

Does anyone else think it’s possible that one guy kidnapped a woman, is calling her “girlfriend”, and a rescue party needs to go out and save her? Because that whole controlling her food thing was the freakiest and most disturbing thing I‘ve read this week.