I’m a husband of a couple decades and a dad nearly as long. “Exciting” and “dangerous” are not qualities I really want in my life or in the lives of my family. I’m trying for pleasant and contented. That’s what I’m looking for in sons-in-law, too.

Okay Future.

I’m gonna need the southwest corner leveled out a little bit. The crew that’s installing the elevator in this hole is going to be here Monday morning.

Or maybe mind your business?

Yeah, which is kinda creepy..as if she’s not sitting in the office seeing people discuss her background.

Sorry, we don’t have a white woman writing for The Root.

“gentrified diversity trash like Spider-Man: Homecoming?”

You really going to go down that road? That’s the path you want?

“Things could be worse for you”...that’s what I call a promise and a threat.

Well, I can at least say that you are on the right track with the shade of yellow and the paprika.

Who ungreyed this asshole?

And as a Jew, Bernie’s not even white to at least a third of Trump voters. I know, I know, it’s not supposed to make sense.

Either Jennifer Lawrence has the greatest “regular person for a famous person” act of all time making her the best actress ever as she mever turns it off, or she is the most genuine person to ever be this famous. I wanna be her best friend either way.

She’s white? I guess she could have a white parent, but...

Right? Called Clinton an aristocrat yet voted for Trump, the man who further the wealth that was given to him by defrauding those who did work for him.

Seriously. “Before you give your observations, don’t give me your observations, just listen to mine.”

That’s why we call them Bernie-Bros. And that’s why we despise them.

Im a bernie or bust voter that voted for trump cause i hated hillary and wanted an end to globalization.