If I was feeling passive-aggressive, I’d casually sprinkle water on her feet. Or sneeze on them. I wouldn’t want to touch her if I could avoid it.

Can we include a “Whoops, I thought I was wiping my boogers on the wall! Sorry, my bad!”

Abandon the car forever, because homeless people are really feral ghouls who once ensconced in an area can never be budged?

I have been barked at, spat on, and yelled at by more homeless people than I can count. I have found human feces about 3 paces from my front steps. I’ve been woken up at 3 am by people screaming “FUCK YOU FUCK YOU IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU MOTHER FUCKER FUCK YOU.” One time I managed to see 2 dicks and a vagina…

Like the Michigan man who was so afraid for his life because someone was banging on his door at 4:30 am, that he opened the door and shot a 19 year old female accident victim in the face.

Crooked Letter Crooked Letter Eye

I’m just going to call her Lazy-I

“Homeless guy walks up to my car, yells at me and says insulting things.”

“ she didn’t know she hit him”. Oh, okay, so your best defense is a reckless disregard for use of a fucking firearm? Like, I deal with a lot of homeless folks. Thanks to our broken mental health system, a lack of social services, and rampant drug abuse, it is totally possible for a homeless guy to, for want of a…

Yung Kwaq

Becky Mooengrass?

She wrote a rap song...about...skiing?

“What’s up dudes and dudettes out there it’s your boy mommasbasement4ever89 bringing you freshest news from Fallout 4.

The man has bacon wrapped hot dogs and you’re shaking him down for money?! Shake him down for bacon wrapped hot dogs fool!

The unfortunate truth is that hate groups thrive on this sort of mentality.

I think we should go with:

I bet the password is Kappa Kappa Kappa

I fully believe the rumor that the divorce papers were drawn up and ready to go, and then he won and now she’s stuck. Her face falling on Inauguration Day and her flicking his hand away when he tried to hold it (for show, because I doubt he gives a fuck about her) told me all I need to know.

Wow you people really don’t like him, do you?