Also: EVERY AMENDMENT TO THE CONSTITUTION (yes, that includes the Second, Mr. Miller)

After Miller’s show concluded, Sarah Sanders read a letter from a 10-year-old boy who wrote to offer to mow the White House Lawn.

No no, see, all Black people are violently homophobic and transphobic. It’s part of the culture, you see.

As a regular commenter and reader of The Root, I’m not sure what you are implying here. Because if you’re trying to say that The Root doesn’t care about trans issues, well, I’ll help you out here.

Back in March, The Root posted back to back articles on why trans women are women and why black women, especially, should…

Do you even know the story of why he decided to abandon his career? Of which he did on his own accord, it wasn’t because no one ‘got’ his comedy. In fact millions of people did, considering his show was one of , if not the highest rated show on Comedy Central. This statement is clown bro.

Absolutely! I think that of all the “jokes” recounted here, that’s the one that is closest to really working. I’m a white trans women, and I know without a shadow of a doubt that my whiteness protects me from some transphobia. The thing about Mr. Chappelle, though, is that I don’t think he knows enough about the…

I’m guessing because he gets held to a higher standard, as a minority, he “should know better”. I’m not saying I am agreeing with this, just trying to think as to why this must be. It sucks his jokes are in poor taste; I do think he has a point that white privilege does extend to the transgendered community, though.

No SEARCH, no QUEST. Just ‘and the’. Yes, you know what to do too...

I’m not sure I follow the thought process here. Earthworm Jim is a failed experiment because the levels are difficult to navigate and the princess is flattened by a cow? I mean, by treating her as pointless, killing her with a cow, and calling her Whats-Her-Name, it seems Earthworm Jim is satirizing how other games do…

I can’t tell you this is an accurate depiction of what Joel Goodman and Playdek did with $660,126, but I also can’t tell you it isn’t an accurate depiction of what Joel Goodman and Playdek did with $660,126.

jesus not just tonedeaf but tonedead

...is she not wearing shoes?

I laughed audibly at the part about “no-fly zone, what are you gonna do.” That’s a four hour drive, dick. Call a fucking uber.

Apparently after the interview because it was so weird The New Yorker then called The Mooch back to ask if the interview was on the record and he said it was. He can’t even keep track of stories that are three days old..

I wouldn’t blame the mom for not letting him visit, but let’s face it, the man couldn’t even be bothered to place a phone call when his child was in NICU. He doesn’t give a crap. Plus, no-fly zone or not, WV has a few roads. Just ask John Denver.

Not one “All Lives Matter* person to be found.

So, this is torture, full stop.

“I was actually giving the police benefit of the doubt over my own child because I was thinking he must have been fighting back, he must have been resisting,” Chapman said.

According to KHOU, Davis said Malikah asked for help in collecting an inheritance she was left by her father...

I’m sorry but...how the fuck is this any different from the Nigerian Prince scam that’s been going on since the dawn of the fucking internet? How the hell do people keep getting caught up in this crap? Often quite intelligent people too. I mean honestly, what the fuck?