Jesus Christ. My ex missed the birth of our daughter because he was stuck in an airport in Ireland, en route from Afghanistan. That is a perfectly honorable and respectful reason to miss the birth of your child. Being absent due to service to the objectively worse US president, in terms of competency and pretty much…

Real maple syrup tastes like ass on pancakes and everybody knows it. My dad held out until he was in his 60's but he came around. Life’s too short.

You can always do honey instead. Of course, since this is the US, you do have to check the ingredients on that too.

Gravy is gonna be her nickname.

Am I out of touch for not knowing who these very attractive folks are?

right?

Are you this wrong about everything in life?

Sorry I’m dying at Jim Ross calling it.

And my reaction to people acting like McCain is a hero is like

The second he gets one of those “the power behind the throne” treatments by some New York or Washington magazine, his ass is gone. He makes it as long as Spicer did at the very most. He’s already burning too brightly.

Like running through a cancer ward screaming “THERE ARE OTHER DISEASES, TOO!!!!”

I may hate them more than Trump supporters. Shall we start a list?

She has as much right as anyone to cash in on this clusterfuck.

Alternatively, “Why not to be a woman in politics who spends her entire public life of over four decades being held up by misogynist rubes and hicks as the wrong kind of woman in the workplace—Subtitle: And how pitiful it is when supposedly well-meaning marks internalize the attacks they had seen directed at you for…

Hillary was criticized for not being authentic enough. Now she’ll be criticized for airing the dirty laundry, her irrelevance, her distraction. Distracting us, no doubt, from far more important memoirs such as current Amazon best seller:

I’d have named it “I Told You Dumb Motherfuckers”

Can we put this whole Bernie would have won nonsense to rest? He likely would have done even worse than Clinton in turns of turning out the Democrat base, and to the extent he resonated with the white working class better than Clinton, he still wouldn’t have been racist and outsidery enough for them. They didn’t vote…

I just want to say I am tired of how much shit this woman has gotten from the left too. I have an aquaitance and he LOVES LOVES to shit on her continously whenever we talk about politics. He has a complete inability to move on. He always brings up the election and losing was her fault and Bernie would have won and…