This was my mom’s approach to dinner (I am one of many children, but we were all close in age) My dad would come home from work around 5:30. He was a land surveyor and his job was very physically demanding, so he would come home starving. She cooked dinner for him, and we all ate when he got home. There were no wars…

I mean, the only reason that I tend to make sure we all eat at the same time when we’re home is because I want my goddamn kitchen to be cleaned in fell swoop.

You... do realize that the ‘series lore’ in Red Alert is just about equally as important as the points are in Who’s Line is it Anyway, right?

So what? they wanted to put their own faction in the game so they did. why do people mod lightsabers into skyrim? same reason. they think its cool and fun.

Probably because the modders are from China and thought it’d be cool to have their country in a game they enjoy?

Exactly right - the term Pennsyltucky was coined for a reason. As James Carville said, “Pennsylvania is Philadelphia and Pittsburgh with Alabama in between.”

How big of a piece of shit do you have to be to vandalize a memorial dedicated to a 14 year old murdered by a group of grown men? Satan can’t even shit out a turd that big. Some humans are such fucking filth.

And the Trumpanzees are all “lol can’t you take a joke” about it. God, their hypocrisy is astounding. This is how they win though. Screech like stuck pigs when anything at all happens to them. But then gaslight the fuck out of everyone when they do something that is just as bad, but most times WORSE.

I’m a Brazilian. Few countries in the Western hemisphere are in a more politically troubled situation as us right now (Venezuela being the only one to come from the top of my mind)...

I’m to the point where the only thing I found surprising about this is that he’s figured out how to embed a video in a tweet.

I just read this on the NYT site, and jumped over here. Are you effing kidding me? This is the president of the United States? Just when I think nothing could shock anymore, the vulgarity, the crassness, and violence reach new and more degraded lows. I’m so embarrassed for all of us.

Alas! Brovahkiin hath spurned both your advice and thy website! How shall we face the morrow? There is naught but to trudge onward, into the future, without the sweet knowledge of his approval to warm our souls on cold lonely nights. A plague of disrespect is upon us, Gentle NerdLove. I fear we may never see the light…

You wound me to the quick, sirrah. I faith know not how I shall go on.

“ Can we get a version of U2?”

Pictured: Us, trying not to get up in the crossfire but still nosy

Man I took a beating on deadspin over this. I kept calling it male insecurity and then got 25 messages telling me “Nu-unh! Men are stronger and faster than women” which is patently obvious. We all know that. It’s stupid to bring it up.

Or someone did not.

What, you mean that a .50 caliber pistol round, designed to be primarily used for hunting very big game or punching through substantial body-armour and still injuring or killing the target in warfare, wouldn’t be stopped by a fucking book?

If anything, the left/ progressives are the ones who should be heeding to a call to arms.

Hey, Elijah. FTFY—