That is a Go-Bot.

He looks like he drinks Bud Light unironically and probably completed that outfit with some khaki Dockers. I wouldn’t want him in my bar on those grounds alone.

I’ve been on the staff of a way smaller convention and the fuckery the staff can get into makes it a miracle half of these can get off the ground at all. Some of the staff take “volunteer” to mean, I’ll do my job IF and WHEN I feel like it and communication can be almost non-existent. All it takes are 1 or 2 assholes…

Pretty sure a case of the shits is the universal language of “bad cooking”.

Man, we’re going to war with France, aren’t we?

You point out the stereotypes and those damned people keep writing in as if their version of the stereotype is somehow different. Miss “I got looked at funny once so I totally know what it’s like” and Judge “I’ve never seen racism so it can’t be THAT bad” are 200 times worse than folks like Grand Wizard.

He wishes they would have said something to him? What for? So he could tell them in person that no one has a problem with it? So he could spit out the same lame ass excuses he’s told himself and everyone else? He goddamn knows their confronting him wouldn’t mean shit but he wants them to do it in the name of false…

I’ve lived in both a Motel AND an Extended Stay Suite. I don’t know if that makes me bougie-urban or not. Please advise.

That is the music you hear as you are put under and carted off to hell.

I’m there with you. I even pat the dashboard once in a while and call it a “good boy”.

There’s also a story going ‘round that he wanted to make some of the EPA’s promo items (challenge coins, notebooks, etc.) more Scott Pruitt-centric by make his name more prominent and focusing on Oklahoma over everything else. Fool should’ve dropped the pretense and just asked for the title of “Lord” from the get go.

My ancestors have been disrespected.

A punk band already covered Back Dat Azz Up. They snuck in on this years ago.

Nope, it’s the radio that plays in our showroom. Good effort, though.

I think it is.

It is not a Linda Ronstadt song. Lori Lieberman wrote and sang it first but Roberta Flack made it popular.

It should be but it’s probably something a bit more gentrified. I’ve never heard because I’ve been dabbing away the blood in my ears.

“Why are you trying to rob my house?” is beginning to sound a lot like “Stop resisting.”

There’s a whole SiriusXM station of colonized covers. This morning I’ve heard a caucausianfied Killing Me Softly and pastiest When Doves Cry this side of an Elmer’s Glue factory. This is my hell. That said, Taylor’s cover would probably cause me to throw myself over the balcony so I’m just gonna say “Not today, White…

Some people look at the world through rose-colored glasses. Other’s choose those fucked up green specs they sell around St. Patrick’s Day. The color green seems to hide a bunch of imperfections for certain people.