I wouldn’t trust that fool to tell me the sky was blue, especially since looking up to confirm his statement would leave my neck open to a knife strike.

Nah, it’s still trash to a degree, this is just a chance breath of fresh air that blew in.

They really got to stop with that “hard work” BS. People who perpetually show up 15 minutes late for work shouldn’t be telling anyone about working harder. Anyone who is struggling in a single-wide because they spent the rent money on a new stock for their 30-06, a new sig sauer and bone collector vinyl wrap for their…

Never thought I’d see the day he’d become Shuckille Jive’Neal.

They also booted the Undersecretary of State just now because he told everyone how Rex got fired. It’s spring cleaning at the White House but everyone keeps dodging around the biggest piece of trash piled in the middle of the Oval Office.

Sometimes it feels like we take on the easy targets that don’t want to hit back instead of going hard on the ones that deserve it.

Truth. I never got the appeal of Post. He comes off as an evolved Vanilla Ice, especially after that “White Iverson” bullshit.

Maybe it’s just bad lighting but that picture looks like the black is rubbing off of OJ and there’s a bloodshot-eyed white man underneath. Maybe that’s how he got away with it.

If Bruno was emulating in a half-assed way and snubbing his influences I could be mad at him. But he’s doing it and he’s doing it well. None of those songs would be out of place on the albums of the artists they sound like. He’s okay in my book.

It’s a Philip K Dick level of Black Face is what it is.

Dani could’ve said she don’t want hire anyone with hammer toes in her house and that’s her prerogative. Those two ugly ass bros can go fuck themselves, starting shit for ratings. Correct me if I’m wrong but “pretty” ain’t a protected class of people and statistically, they have a better chance of getting hired than…

I keep the whitest top 40 radio station on preset which means there’s a strong possibility that either Taylor Swift, 21 pilots or Bruno Mars will be on and no one is startin’ shit while 24 Karat Magic is playing, cop or civilian.

I already look down my nose at Snapchat. Got no use for it. I agree that self-driving cars are going to be the thing that messes me up.

#9. My little girl let out a hearty “what the fuck” while playing Forza Motorsport. I mean, she was justified but still, a 6 year old shouldn’t talk like that just because she gets passed. Learn to keep your line and control that oversteer, little missy.

We are not the target demographic. We are the olden folks and it’s a miracle we’re even able to look at this site over our thick glasses without asking one of the grandbabies to help.

Amen. PMIF was a brilliant run and it’s displays the kind of relationship MCU Luke & Danny should have.

I hope this means we’ll get a new comic series. David Walker’s run was way too short.

She done messed up good. She already told everyone she will run a dog and pony show to get out of trouble so who is going to believe this is any different?

These motherfuckers.

So if both types of missiles have unlimited range and are unstoppable, why make both? Really, all Putin did was tell everyone that his dick grew from 4 to 20 inches, can find the g-spot, and make women instantly pregnant. Then he showed everyone a drawing because the real thing would be too frightening.