CascadeHawk
CascadeHawk
CascadeHawk

I know. My whole spiel was in agreement that she probably has some Norwegian blood. Any other day she, as someone of obvious Scandinavian heritage, would probably be able to tell you down to the percentage, where she comes from and the people there but all of a sudden she has no clue.

Oh she’s lying for sure. You could hear her verbally tip-toeing around each question.

The pedants on twitter were kick to point out that her name is Danish, which just so happens to be a ferry ride away from Norway. Any other day of the week you know this woman would happily break down how she’s 50% Danish, 20% Swedish, 18% Norweigan...etcetera, etcetera like you asked her to recite the white Book of

I didn’t think of it either. I’m amazed.

Ramen, hands down. It’s cheap as all get out and you can customize it with so many different ingredients that it’s like eating something new every day of the week. Sure it’s still noodles every time but did I mention how cheap it is?

I’m supposed to believe that some random black woman spent the time and energy acquiring sulfuric acid, putting it into some sort of spray can and carried it around with her in the event that someone didn’t give her what she wanted AND when the time came to use it, she didn’t threaten to use it AND when she did, she

His talk is as cheap as his suits.

Ok, crazy plan here: We buy one of those industrial floor scales, the kind they use in warehouses, and install it flush with the floor of an entryway that Frump will visit. We just have to make sure we can isolate him on the scale. We could also hide it under the carpet they roll out when Air Force One lands. Who’s

I guess we shouldn’t have expected the truth. There’s no way they are going to broadcast that Frump is an overweight mess that has enough cholesterol in his blood to clog a residential sewer pipe and his heart could explode like he was touched by Kenshiro at any moment. Our enemies and our allies would have a field

I’m pretty sure they’re not the only company that pulled this nonsense either. I can’t find the list right now the Tax Bill gave all these companies the perfect PR moment: Claim to raise wages or give bonuses while quietly shedding hundreds to thousands of jobs. They’re saving your right hand, but cutting off your

If that’s shameless grandstanding, I want to see more. He shouldn’t feel shame for calling out such blatant hatred and willful ignorance. If it’s grandstanding to do so with passion, then we should all aspire to grandstand more often.

This is the Clapback Mailbag farm and I am here for it.

Oh it’s definitely a pillow.

For the life of me, I can’t not understand why GOP members think that they can act like “Holiday Christians” and offer a hand of fellowship for one day and use that same hand to hold us down for the other 364 days.

My money is on Miller. He’s been voted “Most likely to sleep with a love pillow” by the White House staff. He’d spot that in an instant.

It takes a masters level of cognitive dissonance to try and condemn a man with some bullshit claims of moral failings on one hand and demand we support another man (or hair-topped garbage bag filled with chicken skin & diet soda) with some proven moral and ethical failings on the other.

(I legitimately don’t know much about her at all)

Dude, take that nonsense somewhere else. I already told you that I didn’t state it as a negative. IT’S NOT A NEGATIVE. I stated it as an obvious answer considering the politicians that Killer Mike supports. If you can’t understand that; if you want to turn it into some sort of knock on Bernie, that’s your own fault.

Ok, I wasn’t going to respond but it’s like this: It was the obvious answer from Killer Mike because of his love of Sanders and Nina Turner was his go-to “Black Politician”. Full stop. It has nothing to do with her bonafides. If you ask any Sanders supporter, including Rosario Dawson, what black woman they’d want to

Oh I am in full agreement. Go ask Rosario Dawson and see what answer she gives. There’s an 80% chance she’ll blurt “Nina Turner” before the question is finished. That’s their go-to. No other black women seem to exist for them.