“Let people enjoy things, you miserable bitch.”

Oh shit! She didn’t even bother to blur the email address!

Wentworth messed up my black-sense but then I took another look at his hairline and it clicked.

That’s a mixed person “gift”. We could be some dope-ass spies. It also means we get all the choice racial slurs thrown our way because people are certain they hate us but they’re not sure how.

You could play that over a video of Jeffy speaking and no one would know the difference.

I’m so sorry. That’s terrible.

Jeff Sessions looks like Lil’ Gideon (without the hair) and sounds like Tree Trunks and like both of them, he’s a trash person.

The staccato in her speech made each of those claps exist and not exist at the same time. Sharon Reed just invented Schrodinger’s Clapback and should be up for the Nobel Prize in Physics for that shit.

This might do in a pinch.

That’s another potential career path.

Ooo, the [Andrew] Breitbart Gambit. That’s a risky one, but plausible.

Knowing her, it’d be something weird like a “reverse cuckold”. She makes her black boyfriend watch her with a white dude. Or would that be a reverse-reverse? Something sounding like Toto’s Africa would play in the background. Either way, she’d make it weird. She’d turn you off of porn.

With a generation fed a healthy diet of reality shows, it’s no surprise they’re offering their own little indie versions. Although, they probably ironically raise all kinds of hell about privacy if you set up chair and some snacks directly in front of their window.

There are a lot of good stories and authors out there. Maybe Jemisin is well-known enough that she doesn’t need to be on the list. Still y’all should read her books!

The 3rd book in N.K. Jemisin’s Broken Earth series, The Stone Sky, dropped this year. Jemisin’s world building is amazing and the story is epic. I don’t want to spoil it because, again, it’s the 3rd and final book but it’s a Must Read.

If you kill the babies, well that just shrinks Roy Moore’s dating pool, don’t it?

Wait, are you suggesting that by identifying that we are biracial that we’re claiming to be “better” than black? That’s a new one for me.

And he would have some quinoa shit and his guitar, but he’d be there.

This is the weirdest, wrongest shit. How long do you think she’s had this dream remix floating in her head? Even if he did do it, she’s probably find him in contempt for “doing it wrong”.

The rich ones are bad but the poor ones are worse on this tip because they are somehow more blind to white privilege. They always confuse it with class privilege, by proclaiming “well I didn’t get any benefit of getting into college” or “I don’t make more than- hold on- ma’am the ice cream machine is broken. It’s…