CascadeHawk
CascadeHawk
CascadeHawk

If you haven’t called the police yet, I recommend you do so.

I used to ride the Greyhound a LOT in college and folks used to get away with a LOT on those things: drunken lover’s spats, full on brawls, all kinds of fuckery. The only solid rule they had was that you better be back on bus when it was time to leave a stop or your ass was getting left behind.

That chiseled sculpted existent jawline!

Uncles will find a fold up table no one remembers anyone owning and will play dominoes. And because that table barely exists, it’ll survive even the hardest slams. Brown liquor will be shared by all. Amazingly, for all the swearing and yelling, there will be no fights. Meanwhile after the meal, Grandma & the aunts

You had no normal friends, so what does Damon young do....he becomes an sjw so that way he can make friends you sad lonely man.

That Wolverine story was everything and then noticing that Laura was the writer pushed it over the edge. The whole issue was great but that one story really sold it.

How do we get Reynolds Kitchens shut down for a Mental Health Code Violation?

Well a black man and “America’s Favorite Political Punching Bag” weren’t in charge back then so it doesn’t count.

The way I’m reading the name change thing is to prevent people from pretending they’re another user or representing an organization they don’t. That could spell trouble for any verified parody accounts although I can’t really think of any that bothered to get verified.

It was Gladys’ (you know, the 15-year Marketing Specialist in the corner with all the cat pictures. The one who ducks and hides when everyone talks about how much Trump sucks. The one who brings “walnut casserole” to the department potluck) turn to pick and no one in the office could change her mind.

They get triggered so easily.

In Alan Tudyk’s voice.

They do that shit with EVERYTHING. If they like wolves, they’ll feel in their heart of hearts that they are really a wolf. Or a vampire. Or a resurrected Knight of the Round Table. Or a tree. Or a combination of all of them. Feeling that one is Filipino is the next step. Everything is free for the taking.

No matter the affiliation, it’s a conspiracy.

I know it’s bullshit because not once did she pronounce a “V” as a “B”. What she has is a straight up fetishization of Filipino culture, much in the same way I really thought Australia was cool when I was a kid. Sure, I tried using some Aussie phrases I learned in a book (with zero success), but not once did I think,

The weird part is the “I asked them first.” as if that justifies this bonkers shit. It probably went “Hey can I pull my dick and and punch the clown?” “Wait, what did you just-?” “Ok, thanks” *Out comes Little Louie*.

This ain’t even the worst of it. The worst is all the Alabama GOP members supporting him IN SPITE of the allegations, all because Party is more important.

Love that Shuri poster with her Panther fists. Let’s just go ahead and make the sequel with her as Black Panther.

Ah. There’s the other excuse: The story’s not good enough/compelling.

Even more frustrating is when they try to act all conciliatory and recommend we create new characters and new stories, knowing they have no intention of watching/reading those stories. Plus they’ll complain that they can’t relate or that it’s “too much about race” or somehow their “suspension of disbelief” was broken