The sun never sets on the Knowles-Carter Empire.

I have to pour one out for all the L.A. Raiders hats ruined because of Jheri curls. Damn it, almost got some on my BKs.

So it’s pretty clear that Crews and Coates are friends or acquaintances of some sort, right? That has to be some sort of ethical or legal violation, isn’t it?

Hate burnt that hair off. It’s like Emperor Palpatine, getting hit with pure, concentrated evil just fucked his whole life up. Miller will take his final form when he’s 40.

The dude is one of those Dr. Who aliens that you forget as soon as you turn around because I swear this is the 3rd or 4th time this shitheel has been profiled and every time the writer (not you specifically) introduces him as something brand new. That’s how his bald ass hasn’t been fired yet but he’s probably one of…

We know police love their guns but how much training, outside of giving people arm bars, do they get at self-defense techniques? I’m not expecting them to be a cadre of martial arts experts but shit, they should be able to rely on more than a sig sauer or tazer on their hip.

Probably because some of the guys in the ATF are gun enthusiasts who want something like this for themselves. In essence, we hired foxes to regulate other foxes access to the henhouse.

The next time someone asks a stupid question about “bringing race into it”, they are getting a link to this article and a big middle finger.

Those big, fat liars with that edgelord shit.

The one I hear the most often: “I don’t care if you’re black, white, red, blue, polka-dotted, or striped...” or any version thereof. Though I suppose that’s a variant of “I don’t see color”.

We know bad people exist, but for some reason, we don’t want to believe they exist RIGHT NOW.

That is some crazy shit. Kids shouldn’t be penalized because of some school administrators piss-poor budgeting.

So, long story short, she’s dumb.

That don’t work because my house had the big spoon and fork and sugar in our grits. I didn’t know about savory grits options until I was grown. Now we have people acting like fools over it.

Nah, its the hottest Emo Goth Folk band and they’re going to be a Coachella next year.

I don’t know but now I have a desire to listen to Michael Jackson’s Liberian Girl.

The irony is that there’s a 500% chance this little chucklefuck and his mother think athletes are unpatriotic if they take a knee.

Steve just wants us to realize that Colin has been inside our hearts the whole time. /s

We need someone to wear a wire because I bet when the cameras are off he says every terrible word in the book and a few that he invented, considering he knows all the best words.

“Oy, Joanne, go on and say some real racist shit, you know, for a laugh. Me an’ the mates’ll have a giggle and delete it we swear. OOoo, Becca says you should talk about cocks, she’s absolutely MAD over them, the slag.” -Conversation that never happened.