He looks like the type of guy that humblebrags that he’s much more serious about “the issues” than you are. He will lecture about anything from free range chickens to the problematic use of the word “orient” when discussing Photoshop.

I want to imagine a North Korea that established elevator & hold music as their chief export, steering them away decades of terror. Imagine a utopia where North Korean children sit in music classes learning a smooth jazz version of “Smells Like Teen Spirit” and Kim Jong Un is known as the Supreme Conductor.

Good lord. It looks like someone took a bunch of resources from multiple sources, tossed them in RPG Maker and then called it a day.

That is even more petty somehow.

So the pilot is either a racist asshole being afraid of a man of Middle Eastern descent or he’s a petty asshole for taking revenge on someone he thinks cut him off in traffic. Of course, he could always be both but so far he’s only admitted to be a petty little turd-monger.

Yeah, look at all that torque that little turbo diesel provides. I wonder if they’d get the same results from the petrol engine.

Fanduel’s policies summarized:

ARE HYOO SERIOUS?!

That’s how we did it. Five years is plenty of time to find out most of the weird stuff one might have to deal with in their partner.

You-you black-wait. Black-african-Nope, still not it. Black-african-coon! Almost there. Blafricoon! That’s the one.

There are suddenly a LOT of job openings at Mizzou.

Going for the “urban” vote with a little street cred. He’d be better off claiming he smoked pot. That seems to work out ok.

So basically, he wants us to believe he went from this:

That is so ridiculous. They have dropboxes so you don’t even have to pay for a stamp!

I’m pretty sure Stargate Worlds did make it into beta because it was one of the few games I ever had the displeasure of testing. It was a hot mess.

This morning’s news said that when the Satanists attended the game, they were yelled at and “holy water” was thrown at them. Meanwhile, Kennedy sat in the stands and prayed there. Fun times.

You’d be surprised how absolutely clueless some dealership staff can be. Basically, ownership/upper management approves something and just “forgets” to tell everyone else and lower management is too dumb to investigate further.

My spouse took my last name but maybe we should’ve taken a custom surname. Maybe something we share a common interest in. Mr. & Mrs. Darthvader? The Doctors? The Avenger Family? See, this is just AS difficult.

When I first bought my Wrangler, the passenger-side speakers would cut out, especially when my girlfriend rode with me. I pulled the radio and checked all the wires and connections but it still happened. Once I broke up with the girlfriend, the speakers never cut out again.

Refurbishing a dining set is a little different from turning a chair into a meme for the adulation of your peers and as an aside, a punishment for your child. All it’s missing is a Minion wearing a bunny suit or a pop art 50’s housewife with a martini glass. The craft-y part isn’t for the child. When they’re sitting…