I loved just exploring during the beta.

I found an EyeBot playing flute music with Radrat Pups following it. Shame the Xbox DVR didn’t record the flute music for some reason: https://www.trueachievements.com/gameclip.aspx?clipid=128844315

There was a haunted camp grounds where the ground shook, pictures spun on the…

Seconding this!

I fucking can't stand soccer.  That car obviously took a dive. 

Here, here. Publicly funded stadiums should be used no more than 20 times a year. We must limit depreciation through wear and tear.

There’s no way Tom Brady was going to let go of that ball just because Breeland grabbed his legs. You have to yell “Droppit!” and pull it out of his mouth. It’s so annoying because he knows you can’t throw it for him again unless he lets go of it.

“Unfortunately, we don’t comment on rumors or speculation other than to say that the Rumors album by Fleetwood Mac still holds up,” said an Obsidian spokesperson.

Conor is a prick that deserved every minute of the ass kicking Khabib gave him in the Octagon, but he didn’t deserve to get jumped and attacked after the fight was over. Those guys absolutely should face charges.

This race is going to be an absolute shitshow and people are going to call it for it to be scrapped within 2 years. And then after that people are going to clamor for it to be back. Calling it now. 

Also, tanned redhead version > blonde. Fite me.

So defenders are now suppose to redefine what gravity is and contort their bodies in ways not physically possible? Better yet, Matthews has to displace his body weight outside of his body the moment he makes contact with the quarterback.

And this needs to go on tour. 

It’s a lot like going to the movies. If I want to be a part of the Avengers conversation, I need to go week 1, which means high ticket prices and concessions. If I wait for home rental, it’s much cheaper, but people aren’t talking about it anymore and I’ve probably gotten it spoiled for me by that point.

Do not buy a game you are not going to play (properly) with the next 15 days.

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Seriously.  Someone needs to sit down with the rest of the owners and teach them how to play Settlers of Catan.  You don’t trade sheep for wheat with the person who has 8 points showing and a 2:1 wheat port. 

The Switch has replaced Steam for me now, I've always just got the indie games off that anyway and now I barely use it.

Zelda and Mario and the dozens of indies you haven’t played are good, we promise. A shitty online functionality is a good reason to not get the shitty online functionality, the rest of the Switch is still pretty good.

And of course watch Gordon become Randy Moss in a Patriot uniform. Stop fucking trading with Belichick, goddammit! 

Weird - I think it’s a perfect complement to my PC, but I also travel for work a lot so the portability is a big plus for me. 

Most of the games are peer-hosted still, too. No?