Undefeated! I’ll take it!

The Browns were +5 in takeaways today. Since the Browns returned to the NFL, teams with a turnover margin of +5 or better in a game are 132-4-1. The Browns are responsible for two of those losses and the tie.

It didn’t matter and I hope we sell Williams-Brice Stadium for parts. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go convince myself my farts smell better than those of Vols fans.

Desean, Juwan, Trayvon...all dropped too early

I honestly don’t get it. I mean, is there some sort of street cred that goes along with dropping the ball as soon as possible?  Call me old school, but I’d rather get into the endzone and spike it.  (Also, in my later years I’ve decided that the NFL should adopt the rugby rule that the receiver has to place the ball…

And now he just caught one on a screen pass, breaking a tackle in the process.  Having a hell of a day.

fucking quill

We get it, Brady isn’t a receiver. You don’t have to rub his nose in it. 

The show definitely went on too long but I’d put season 2 of SoA up as one of the best of this era and Katey Sagal’s performance in it as one of the biggest Emmy snubs of the last 15 years - her work in particular was definitely award-worthy.

Am I the only one who can’t see an ad for “New Amsterdam” without also having the opening lyric of a certain Counting Crows song playing in their head?  (90s kids will remember.)

Get the Browns jokes out of your system now, because this is the last time that they can credibly be called a joke of a franchise.

Thank you for doing this article focusing on the victims.

Yes, rights are more important than lives. Many people willingly fought and died for these rights. We shouldn’t give them up easily.

I compete with friends to see who can guess where the final circle will be by hiding in trees the whole match.

The Colts picked up that scissor lift on the cheap from a yard sale in South Bend.

That punter was looking just like the Statue of Liberty:

British dude rags on America for its freedoms, then refuses commands from the island of the King.

No. Short selling is betting you can release enough negative press against a company that you drive its stock down and make a profit. Very few short sellers actually bet on just the market anymore.

Musk deserves consequences for manipulating the market with his tweet.