Go to hell.

Those exciting at bats are exactly why we need to do away with the DH.

On the plus side, the team now knows where to find a quality Fwd: FW: FWD:

“That’s not how you play hide the cigar...”

I like positive posts on Deadspin.

SINGLE PAYER MOTHERFUCKERS! Revolution. KILL the GOP! They’re half dead anyway.

Thanks a lot, I just got fired.

If you read enough sports blogs you know when a good take is coming. It will name drop jocks from at least three sports. It will have parallel sentence structure. It will end with a swear word and an exclamation point. Fuck, yeah!

So this is what Canadians get worked up about when they don’t have playoff hockey.

Hey, I hit it off Frankenstein’s fat foot – those are the rules!

That was funny.

I just wanna beat it into a dish towel,

God we deserve Trump

This is news totally fit for a shitty Monday.

Wow, The Onion really is prophetic.

Could this be the first ever instance of an athlete’s social media page actually being hacked?