Except...he never, ever said he wasn’t an “opinion maker;” he said he wasn’t a journalist - and you fucking know what? HE ISN’T. That anyone said he was is an indictment of the state of journalism, not of Stewart.

My wife is one of those women who actually knows and loves sports and would hate this, BUT, we have both been to plenty of games (Not only in the NFL) where there are plenty of women who obviously know nothing about the game, and only go because.... I don’t actually know why.

But I think it’s fair to say that a larger population of men then women in America “understand” sports, right? Simply because of the way the past few generations have been raised. Boys were pushed into sports and war/fighting style activities and girls were pushed into more “girly” activities (I’m not a girl, but I…

First off, the quote above excludes the preceding sentence, which leads the paragraph by first touching on improving understanding of the game as well as providing additional team access:

“I always destroy my old cell phones.”

Wait, so if Brady destroys his phones as a matter of course after he's done using them, why does he still have the phone that was active from May 2014 to November 2014?

“What are thoooooose?”

I like to think that, as a man in his mid 20s who spends too much time on the Internet, I would be up to date with this meme.

Ummmmm - as if being a Triple Crown winner WASN’T sufficient qualification? No offense, dunno the “rules”, but seriously: ???

Is it pronounced fair-o or fair-o-ah? I have heard both and really need to get to the bottom of this.

He’ll never be great until he stops ducking Cyborg.

What are you talking about? Fans go crazy when iconic characters are replaced regardless of gender. Trekkies went nuts for the first 2 seasons of Next Generation because Picard replaced Kirk.

i think everyone who doesn’t like cash grabbing, pointless, unnecessary, politically correct updates to films that don’t need them should be shot in the face!

Hey, I’m the guy who made the hallway. The dropbox link is working again, so download away. Thanks Mark for posting this article, it’s a really cool experience!

Between yoga workouts, a privileged white woman wipes off her cucumber facial scrub, sets down her glass of Prosecco, and widens her eyes at her latest brilliant epiphany.

Jezebel desperately needs science writers, or at least science-literate writers.

Future Deadspin writer

Appeal!!!

Are we totally forgetting about the Playboy Bunny? Adornment of classy ladies (and gents) everywhere.

I don’t see the big deal with making them pay for it. All politicians at that level are rich anyway, not to mention there would probably be donors or companies falling over themselves to say they provided carpet/furniture/etc.