Because, despite his relentless efforts to keep the culture and traditions of his native Ecuador alive in his children, Isabel and Gerrado jr. have long since given up speaking, or even caring about Spanish.

Ah, the Kinja binary. We cannot criticize the posts without obviously stroking ourselves to the purported targets.

I disagree.

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. SNES Aladdin > Genesis Aladdin?

Hold on a second... You think the SNES version of Aladdin was better than the Genesis version?! Surely, you must be joking...

I don’t know man. you think maybr they take themselves seriously because they are the engines of a billion dollar industry and also happen to be some of the most competitive people on planet earth who have succeeded enough to join an elite fraternity of only 350 people?

Must be because Drew voted against unionizing.

Wait, so what are you complaining about? Why is it hellish? Because it is a bunch of ‘bros’ and they made a video about it? Seems like pretty weak reasoning.

He also forgot to mention the awful job the three blind mice did today with the calls. Fouls based on some RNG based system would have been more accurate. The game was almost unwatchable.

I was waiting for Lebron to start choke slamming the refs. I’ve never seen a series of such obvious fouls not called.

Would that make it a recrap?

I really don’t get the whole collective praising of Witcher 3. Like, I honestly don’t get where people are coming from saying it’s somehow amazingly good.

The question I have is how come the NFL is so concerned with this at best appearance of an affiliation with a casino by the players but there hasn’t been a peep about how one of it’s teams is about to enter an ACTUAL business relationship with an ACTUAL gambling web site? (Washington Redskins and Fan Duel)

Good Lord. I can’t stand when guys say “if it weren’t for Ray Allen, Lebron.....”. Why is that even a point? Lebron needs to score 100% of his teams points and receive no contributions from any other players in order for his rings to be valid. It seems that Kobe, Bird, Magic and MJ played 1 on 5 to some people. Good…

This must be an older form. I don’t see the “You failed to disclose that when you hit your wife, it was recorded on a closed circuit television.”

Video got blocked for copyright infringement. :(

Sepp Blatter resigns as President of an organization too corrupt to have voted them out when they had the chance like a day ago.

Lies

In my first official act as a woman, I will appear heavily photoshopped on a magazine cover!