Accept if you have to use 26 sheets of the cheap stuff, you are actually spending more money on TP because you go through it WAY faster.

Listen to any Louis CK, Daniel Tosh, or any other comedian. They will bash the jews and every other religion/race. No one bats an eye. Its a joke. Its adult humor and accepted because of the medium it comes from.

And so on, until we’re resettling everyone on the Pacific Northwest to get them outside of the Radiation Zones....

I hate to admit it, but this guy is right. It’s double tax (assuming it was properly taxed the first time, which, anyone who worries about estate tax probably dodged a bit).

How do you determine the recipients. If they are a certain shade of black? If they have at least 1/4 black in them? Do we have to verify they came from a slave family? What if they migrated in the last 50 years? Do you just choose those of african decent, or do we include any person whose shade reaches a certain…

BUCK: (between plays) Obviously, our thoughts and prayers are with Lady Gaga and her family at this time.

Holy shit. This is very accurate.

He had over 20 secs left on the play clock on one of the plays during the drive while the clock was running.

2 years for surge protector? I havent bought a surge protector in over 10 years. I use a ton of them around the house.

Holy shit. That is the perfect definition of Melo.

So is he hurt?

Robinson’s specific qualm seems to be about the use of the world “arrest.”

Oh, is the Bachelor on ABC?

GOOD GOD! I was wondering this exact same thing the other day.

I guess I’m in the minority, but that was one of the more competitive Pro-Bowls I’ve ever seen. Both teams looked like they we’re legitimately trying. It was refreshing to some actual competitiveness with the league’s best...

4% of democrats are lying.

This could possibly by the most pretentious thing I have ever read.

The lowest hanging fruit are always the sweetest.

Who’s stopping them now? I guess they can after all?

The huge difference is that our territorial islands are 3000 miles from our coast line whereas China has only 600 miles.